Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — Volume 01Droz, Gustave
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Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — Volume 01
Droz, Gustave
Family life -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
"My young friends," was the remark of that infernal examining magistrate,
"let us attack the cold meat, the sausages, the turkey, the salad; let us
at the cakes, the cheese, the oysters, and the grapes; let us attack the
whole show. Waiter, draw the corks and we will eat up everything at
once, eh, my cherubs? No ceremony, no false delicacy. This is fine fun;
it is Oriental, it is splendid. In the centre of Africa everybody acts
in this manner. We must introduce poetry into our pleasures. Pass me
some cheese with my turkey. Ha! ha! ha! I feel queer, I am wild, I am
crazy, am I not, pets?" And he bestowed two more kisses, as before. If
I had not been already drunk, upon my honor, I should have made a scene.
I was stupid. Around me they were laughing, shouting, singing, and
rattling their plates. A racket of popping corks and breaking glasses
buzzed in my ears, but it seemed to me that a cloud had risen between me
and the outer world; a veil separated me from the other guests, and,
in spite of the evidence of my senses, I thought I was dreaming. I could
distinguish, however, though in a confused manner, the animated glances
and heightened color of the guests, and, above all, a disorder quite new
to me in the toilettes of the ladies. Even my sweetheart appeared to
have changed. Suddenly--it was as a flash of lightning--my beloved, my
angel, my ideal, she whom that very morning I was ready to marry, leaned
toward the examining magistrate and--I still feel the cold shudder--
devoured three truffles which were on his plate.
I experienced keen anguish; it seemed to me as if my heart were breaking
just then.
Here my recollections cease. What then took place I do not know. All I
remember is that some one took me home in a cab. I kept asking: "Where
is she? Where? Oh, where?"
I was told that she had left two hours before. The next morning I
experienced a keen sense of despair when the truffles of the examining
magistrate came back to mind. For a moment I had a vague idea of
entering upon holy orders, but time--you know what it is--calmed my
troubled breast. But what the devil was her name? It ended in "ine."
Indeed, no, I believe it ended in "a."
CHAPTER II
THE SOUL IN AGONY.
TO MONSIEUR CLAUDE DE L--------
Seminary of P------sur-C-------
(Haute-Saone).
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