Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
And Edna saw.
“To get a line on the biz,” he continued, “throw yer lamps on me. I’m
the Only all-round amateur. To-night I make a bluff at the tramp act.
It’s harder to bluff it than to really do it, but then it’s acting, it’s
amateur, it’s art. See? I do everything, from Sheeny monologue to team
song and dance and Dutch comedian. Sure, I’m Charley Welsh, the Only
Charley Welsh.”
And in this fashion, while the thin, dark man and the large, blond woman
warbled dulcetly out on the stage and the other professionals followed
in their turns, did Charley Welsh put Edna wise, giving her much
miscellaneous and superfluous information and much that she stored away
for the Sunday Intelligencer.
“Well, tra la loo,” he said suddenly. “There’s his highness chasin’
you up. Yer first on the bill. Never mind the row when you go on. Just
finish yer turn like a lady.”
It was at that moment that Edna felt her journalistic ambition departing
from her, and was aware of an overmastering desire to be somewhere else.
But the stage manager, like an ogre, barred her retreat. She could hear
the opening bars of her song going up from the orchestra and the noises
of the house dying away to the silence of anticipation.
“Go ahead,” Letty whispered, pressing her hand; and from the other side
came the peremptory “Don’t flunk!” of Charley Welsh.
But her feet seemed rooted to the floor, and she leaned weakly against
a shift scene. The orchestra was beginning over again, and a lone voice
from the house piped with startling distinctness:
“Puzzle picture! Find Nannie!”
A roar of laughter greeted the sally, and Edna shrank back. But the
strong hand of the manager descended on her shoulder, and with a quick,
powerful shove propelled her out on to the stage. His hand and arm
had flashed into full view, and the audience, grasping the situation,
thundered its appreciation. The orchestra was drowned out by the
terrible din, and Edna could see the bows scraping away across the
violins, apparently without sound. It was impossible for her to begin
in time, and as she patiently waited, arms akimbo and ears straining for
the music, the house let loose again (a favorite trick, she afterward
learned, of confusing the amateur by preventing him or her from hearing
the orchestra).
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