The mother, more skilled in nursery matters, occupies the lower floor.
She alone digs, versed as she is in the properties of the
perpendicular, which economizes labour while giving the greatest depth.
She is the engineer, always in touch with the working-face of the
shaft. The other is her labourer. He is stationed in the rear, ready to
load the rubbish on his horny hod. Later, the excavatrix becomes a
baker: she kneads the cakes for the children into cylinders; the father
is then the baker’s boy. He brings her from outside the wherewithal for
making flour. As in every well-regulated household, the mother is
minister of the interior, the father minister of the exterior. This
would explain the invariable position in their cylindrical home. The
future will tell us if these conjectures truly correspond with the
reality.
For the moment, let us examine at our leisure, in the comfort of our
own home, the central clod, so laboriously acquired. It contains a
preserved foodstuff in the shape of a sausage nearly as long and as
thick as a man’s finger. This is composed of a dark, compact material,
arranged in layers, which we recognize as the Sheep-pellets reduced to
small crumbs. Sometimes the dough is fine and almost homogeneous from
one end of the cylinder to the other; more often the piece is a sort of
hardbake, in which large fragments are held together by an amalgamation
of cement. The baker apparently varies the more or less careful
composition of her confectionery according to the time at her disposal.
The stuff is tightly packed into the closed end of the burrow, where
the walls are smoother and more elaborately treated than in the rest of
the shaft. The point of the knife easily rids it of the surrounding
earth, which peels off like a rind. In this way I obtain the
food-cylinder free from any earthy stain.
When this is done, let us enquire into the matter of the egg, for this
pastry has certainly been manipulated for the sake of a grub. Guided by
what I learnt in the old days from the Geotrupes, who lodge the egg at
the lower end of their black-pudding, in a special recess contrived in
the very heart of the provisions, I look to find the egg of the
Minotaur, their near kinsmen, in a hatching-chamber right at the bottom
of the sausage. I am mistaken. The egg sought for is not at the spot
anticipated, nor at the other end, nor in any part whatsoever of the
victuals.
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