England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“How do you do, Cap’n Bunnett,” said Mrs. Fillson, with a fascinating
smile.
“Good-morning, marm,” said the skipper, trying to avoid his wife’s
eyes; “that’s my wife, Mrs. Bunnett.”
“Good-morning, ma’am,” said Mrs. Fillson, adjusting the new bonnet with
the tips of her fingers.
“Good-morning to you,” said Mrs. Bunnett in a cold voice, but
patronising. “You have come to bring your husband some of his things, I
suppose?”
“She’s coming with us,” said the skipper, in a hurry to have it over.
“Wait half a moment, and I’ll help you down.”
He got up on to the side and helped them both to the deck, and, with a
great attempt at cheery conversation, led the way below, where, in the
midst of an impressive silence, he explained that the ladies would have
to share the state-room between them.
“That’s the only way out of it,” said the mate, after waiting in vain
for them to say something.
“It’s a fairish size when you come to look at it,” said the skipper,
putting his head on one side to see whether the bunk looked larger that
way.
“Pack three in there at a pinch,” said the mate hardily.
Still the ladies said nothing, but there was a storm-signal hoisted in
Mrs. Bunnett’s cheek, which boded no good to her husband. There was
room only for one trunk in the state-room, and by prompt generalship
Mrs. Fillson got hers in first. Having seen it safe she went up on deck
for a look round.
“George,” said Mrs. Bunnett fiercely, as soon as they were alone.
“Yes, my dear,” said her husband.
“Pack that woman off home,” said Mrs. Bunnett sharply.
“I couldn’t do that,” said the skipper firmly. “It’s your own fault;
you should have said you was coming.”
“Oh, I know you didn’t want me to come,” said Mrs. Bunnett, the roses
on her bonnet trembling. “The mate can think of a little pleasure for
_his_ wife, but I can stay at home and do your mending and keep the
house clean. Oh, I know; don’t tell me.”
“Well, it’s too late to alter it,” said her husband. “I must get up
above now; you’d better come too.”
Mrs. Bunnett followed him on deck, and, getting as far from the mate’s
wife as possible, watched with a superior air of part ownership the
movements of the seamen as they got under way. A favorable westerly
breeze was blowing, and the canvas once set she stood by her husband as
he pointed out the various objects of interest on the banks of the
river.
They were still in the thick of the traffic at dinner time, so that the
skipper was able, to his secret relief, to send the mate below to do
the honours of the table. He came up from it pale and scared, and,
catching the skipper’s eye, hunched his shoulders significantly.
“No words?” inquired the latter anxiously, in a half-whisper.
“Not exactly words,” replied the mate. “What you might call snacks.”
“I know,” said the other with a groan.
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