TOM SAYERS 137 THE DUST WHOPPER AND THE WATERMAN 141 A GROWN GENTLEMAN 144 DRURY LANE MISSES 147 A SMALL TASTE OF JIMAKEY 149 A WHITE SERGEANT, OR PETTICOAT GOVERNMENT 153 THE COOK AND THE TAILOR 158 THE TWO AUTHORS 164 A BOLD STROKE FOR A SUPPER 167 CUPBOARD LOVE 171 LOVE IN CHANCERY 173 KITTY KAVANAGH 181 FRENCH AND ENGLISH MIXTURE 184 UNREQUITED LOVE 187 A DUN AT SUPPER TIME 191 THE CANTAB AND THE TURKS 195 JOHN BROWN 198 JOHN SAUNDERS ON HORSEBACK: A NARRATIVE 203 'PON MY HONOUR IT'S TRUE 209 BEER--NOT BODIES 212 MOLLY LOWE 216 A WEARY BENEDICT 224 THE GOLDSMITH AND THE TAILOR 227 THE RAPE OF THE WIG 230 A BRUMMYJUM OUTRIDER 232 PAT CRAWLEY'S MULE 235 THE TEMPLAR AND THE COOK 238 A HAGGLING CUSTOMER 243 STEALING EX-OFFICIO 245 A DISTRESSED FATHER 246 SORROWS OF THE SULLIVANS 253 "WHERE SHALL I SLEEP?" 258 BEEF VALOUR 261 JEMMY LENNAM AND THE JEW 266 WOLF _versus_ WELLDONE 268 MR. O'FLINN AND HIS FRIEND'S MISTRESS 273 JONAS TUNKS 277 MISS HANNAH MARIA JULIANA SHUM AND HER BEAU 282 ROEBUCK _versus_ CLANCEY 286 PIG WIT 288 AN IRISH TAILOR 294 BOX-LOBBY LOUNGERS 298 IRISH GALLANTRY 302 ILLUSTRATIONS DESIGNED BY GEORGE CRUIKSHANK. ENGRAVED BY PAGE FRONTISPIECE _G. Cruikshank_ A COOL CONTRIVANCE _J. Thompson_ 1 VIGNETTE TO DITTO _Ditto_ 2 MR. ROBERT M'GILLIES _H. White_ 38 VIGNETTE TO DITTO _R. Branston_ 41 SUPPING OUT _Ditto_ 52 DITTO _Ditto_ 53 BUNDLING UP _W. Hughes_ 55