“Of course I had noticed this. I had paid 63 for Standard Egg, and it
was now 48, while 11 was the price of Patent Pasteurized Feeder, for
which I had paid 20. But this, Mr. Beverly assured me, was a normal and
even healthy course for a new stock. ‘Had they gone up too soon and too
high,’ he explained, ‘I should have suspected some crooked manipulation
and advised selling at once. But this indicates a healthy absorption
preliminary to a natural rise. I should not dream of letting mother part
with hers.’”
“The basis of Standard Egg was not only a monopoly of all the hens in
the United States, but a machine called a Separator, for telling the age
and state of an egg by means of immersion in water. Perfectly good eggs
sank fast and passed out through one distributor; fairly nice eggs did
not reach the bottom, and were drawn off through another sluice, and so
on. This saved the wages of the egg twirlers, whose method of candling
eggs, as it was called, was far less rapid than the Separator. And when
I learned that one house in St. Louis alone twirled 50,000 eggs in a
day, the possible profits of the Egg Trust became clear to me. But they
were not so clear to Ethel. She said that you could not monopolise hens.
That they would always be laying eggs and putting it in the power of
competitors to hatch them by incubators. Nor did she have confidence in
the Pasteurised Feeder. ‘Even if you get the parents to adopt it,’ she
said, ‘you cannot get the children. If they do not like the taste of the
milk as it comes out of the bottle through the Feeder, they will simply
not take it.’”
“‘Well,’ I answered, ‘old Mrs. Beverly is holding on to hers.’”
“When I said this, Ethel sat with her mouth tight. Then she opened it
and said: ‘I hate that woman.’”
“‘Hate her? Why, you have never so much as laid eyes on her.’”
“‘That is not at all necessary. I consider it indecent for a grey haired
woman with grandchildren to be speculating in the stock market every
week like a regular bull or bear.’”
“Every point in this outburst of Ethel’s seemed to me so unwarrantable
that I was quite dazed. I sat looking at her, and her eyes filled with
tears. ‘Oh Richard!’ she exclaimed, ‘she will ruin you, and I hate
her!’”
“‘My dear Ethel,’ I replied, ‘she will not. And only see how you are
making it all up out of your head. You have never seen her, but you
speak of her as a grey-haired grandmother.’”
“‘She must be, Richard. You have told me that Mr. Beverly is a married
man and about forty-five. No doubt he has older sisters and brothers.
But if he has not, his mother can hardly be less than sixty-five, and
he has probably been married for several years. He might easily have a
daughter coming out, next winter, and a son at Harvard or Yale; and if
their grandmother’s hair is not grey, that is quite as unnatural as her
speculating in monopolised eggs in this way at her age. She must be a
very unladylike person.’”
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