"Tell me, O Sophocles!" he said, as he dropped a piece of money upon a
plate, "shall I win my lawsuit or not?"
Sophocles appeared to ponder for a moment, and then he looked at his
questioner with his one eye and replied,
"If it is not decided against you, you will certainly win your suit."
And the man was content, and went away feeling that his money had been
well invested.
At another time the mother of a pair of baby twins came to him in great
trouble.
"O most wise Sophocles!" she said, "I am in despair! For my little twin
girls are just alike, and I have lost the ribbon that I placed on one
that I might be able to tell them apart. Therefore I cannot determine
which is Amelia and which is Ophelia, and as the priest has christened
them by their proper names it would be a sin to call them wrongly."
[Illustration: Three Wise Men of Gotham]
"Cannot the priest tell?" asked the wise man.
"No one can tell," answered the woman; "neither the priest nor their
father nor myself, for they are just alike. And they are yet too young
to remember their own names. Therefore your great wisdom is our only
resource."
"Bring them to me," commanded Sophocles.
And when they were brought he looked at them attentively and said,
"This is Ophelia and this Amelia. Now tie a red ribbon about Ophelia's
wrist and put a blue ribbon on Amelia, and so long as they wear them
you will not be troubled to tell them apart."
Everyone marvelled greatly that Sophocles should know the children
better than their own mother, but he said to himself,
"Since no one can prove that I am wrong I am sure to be right;" and
thus he maintained his reputation for wisdom.
In a little side street near the center of Gotham lived an old woman
named Deborah Smith. Her home was a wretched little hut, for she was
poor, and supported herself and her husband by begging in the streets.
Her husband was a lazy, short, fat old man, who lay upon a ragged
blanket in the hut all day and refused to work.
"One beggar in the family is enough," he used to grumble, when his wife
upbraided him, "and I am really too tired to work. So let me alone,
my Deborah, as I am about to take another nap."
Nothing she could say would arouse him to action, and she finally
allowed him to do as he pleased.
But one day she met Socrates walking in the street, and after watching
him for a time made up her mind he was nothing more than a fool. Other
people certainly thought him wise, but she was a shrewd old woman, and
could see well enough that he merely looked wise. The next day she went
to the south of the city to beg, and there she heard of Sophocles. When
the people repeated his wise sayings she thought,
"Here is another fool, for any one could tell as much as this man does."
Still, she went to see Sophocles, and, dropping a penny upon his plate,
she asked,
"Tell me, O wise man, how shall I drive my husband to work?"
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