"By starving him," answered Sophocles; "if you refuse to feed him he
must find a way to feed himself."
"That is true," she thought, as she went away; "but any fool could have
told me that. This wise man is a fraud; even my husband is as wise as
he."
Then she stopped short and slapped her hand against her forehead.
"Why," she cried, "I will make a Wise Man of Perry, my husband, and
then he can earn money without working!"
So she went to her husband and said,
"Get up, Perry Smith, and wash yourself; for I am going to make a Wise
Man of you."
"I won't," he replied.
"You will," she declared, "for it is the easiest way to earn money I
have ever discovered."
Then she took a stick and beat him so fiercely that at last he got up,
and agreed to do as she said.
She washed his long beard until it was as white as snow, and she
shaved his head to make him look bald and venerable. Then she brought
him a flowing black robe with a girdle at the middle; and when he was
dressed, lo! he looked fully as wise as either Socrates or Sophocles.
"You must have a new name," she said, "for no one will ever believe
that Perry Smith is a Wise Man. So I shall hereafter call you Pericles,
the Wisest Man of Gotham!"
She then led him into the streets, and to all they met she declared,
"This is Pericles, the wisest man in the world."
"What does he know?" they asked.
"Everything, and much else," she replied.
Then came a carter, and putting a piece of money in the hand of
Pericles, he enquired,
"Pray tell me of your wisdom what is wrong with my mare?"
"How should I know?" asked Pericles.
"I thought you knew everything," returned the carter, in surprise.
"I do," declared Pericles; "but you have not told me what her symptoms
are."
"She refuses to eat anything," said the carter.
"Then she is not hungry," returned Pericles; "for neither man nor beast
will refuse to eat when hungry."
And the people who heard him whispered together and said,
"Surely this is a wise man, for he has told the carter what is wrong
with his mare."
After a few days the fame of Pericles' sayings came to the ears of both
Socrates and Sophocles, and they resolved to see him, for each feared
he would prove more wise than they were, knowing themselves to be
arrant humbugs. So one morning the three wise men met together outside
the hut of Pericles, and they sat themselves down upon stools, facing
each other, while a great crowd of people gathered around to hear the
words of wisdom that dropped from their lips.
But for a time all three were silent, and regarded one another
anxiously, for each feared he might betray himself.
Finally Sophocles winked his one eye at the others and said, in a grave
voice,
"The earth is flat; for, were it round, as some fools say, all the
people would slide off the surface."
Then the people, who had listened eagerly, clapped their hands together
and murmured,
"Sophocles is wisest of all. What he says is truth."
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