Asteroids -- Fiction; Science fiction; Space ships -- Fiction
"Sturdy," rattled Marlowe, "is the word for Hanson. Your Skipper's as
chipper as a kipper. You're O.Q. Todd is O.Q. Bronson and McMurtrie and
Anderson are O.Q. The crew checks one hundred percent. Enderby needs
two teeth filled; otherwise O.Q. Blaster Jacobs needs sun-lamp Vitamin
C, but otherwise O.Q. As a matter of fact--"
One name was conspicuous by its absence. My gizzard turned over slowly.
I interrupted, "Marlowe--look back over your list. Didn't you forget
somebody? How about--?"
The answer came back slowly, almost sympathetically. Even over the
dit-da-dits you can read expression in talented fingers. Marlowe tapped:
"I'm sorry, Donovan. I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but there
is one unfavorable report. The examiners have declared one man aboard
the _Saturn_ to be absolutely unfit for space travel. His heart is so
bad that it may give out at any minute. That man is--First Officer
Biggs!"
* * * * *
Well, there you are! Somehow I managed to take down the conclusion of
the memo and sign off. But all the while I was doing so my brain was
churning with the doleful tidings I had received; the thought kept
repeating over and over again: "_Biggs--grounded! Lancelot Biggs--unfit
for space travel!_"
My memory flashed back to the day when, almost three years ago, that
tow-headed youngster had first gangled aboard the _Saturn_, fresh out
of the Academy and not yet dry behind the ears. Fourth Mate he had been
then, with no more responsibility than a laundress in a nudist camp.
The Old Man had not liked him, partly because he was eccentric, mostly
because he had avowed his intention of placing a gold band around the
third finger, left hand, of the charmer whose name was at that time
Diane Hanson.
But somehow Lanse Biggs had overcome these handicaps, by persistence
worked himself up to the position of First Officer, by wit and guile
and intelligence come through every obstacle set before him, by
sheer determination proven to the skipper that he would make a good
son-in-law.
His inventive genius had given mankind the velocity-intensifier unit,
the uranium speech-trap, the first safe way of descending to the planet
Jupiter--oh, why go on? Biggs' discoveries are as prominent as the
Adam's-apple in his neck, and that's plenty outstanding!
But now, his future assured, his erratic past behind him, Biggs was
to be exiled from the space he loved. Biggs--grounded! Lancelot
Biggs--unfit for space travel!
So coursed my gloomy thoughts as I sat there in the silence of my radio
turret. I did not even notice the _Saturn_ was easing into a cradle.
My first intimation that we were on Iris came with the arrival of Cap
Hanson. He came burbling into my cubby, happy as a bee in a honeysuckle
vine.
"O.Q., Sparks--we done it! We're on Iris. Shoot a message to Earth that
we--Hey! What's the matter? Sick?"
Without a word I handed him my transcript of the report. He scanned it
swiftly.
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