Americans -- England -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“I don’t know what their intentions are,” said Mr. Carteret; “but as
far as I am concerned, you have three weeks less one day in which to
propose to her. I want to do the fair thing,” he continued, “and I
advise you that the psychological moment would be while the collar-bone
is a novelty. There is an American buggy in the stable, and an American
trotting horse that drives with one hand. _Verb sap._”
“But it isn’t done in England,” said Barclay.
“Buggy-riding,” said Mr. Carteret, “or its equivalent, is done wherever
there is a man of spirit and a young lady with intuitions. The trouble
with you,” he went on, “is that you are too modest on the one hand and
too self-important on the other. If you are not good enough for the
girl, you needn’t fear that Lady Withers will give you the preference
over Sikes. This is the last advice I’m going to give. Henceforth I
act on my own account.”
Barclay smiled doubtfully, but said nothing.
“I mean it,” said Mr. Carteret.
That afternoon at tea a telegram arrived from which Barclay gathered
that his mother was in Paris, afflicted with a maid with chicken-pox,
and that she was frantic with the sanitary regulations of the French
government.
“Couldn’t I go?” said Mr. Carteret.
“No,” said Barclay, “there are twenty-eight words in this dispatch. It
is a hurry-call for me.” He took the night train.
Three weeks later he came back. He arrived late in the afternoon and
found his host before the fire looking thoughtfully at a note which he
held in his hand. “I’m glad to see you back,” said Mr. Carteret. “Have
you proposed to Mary Granvil?”
“I?” said Barclay. “No. How could I in Paris? Why?” There was an
anxiety in his manner which suggested that he was not as resigned as he
said he was.
“If you haven’t been bungling,” said Mr. Carteret, “blessed if I know
what has happened.”
“Is it announced?” asked Barclay. “Is it Sikes?”
“Read Lady Withers’s note,” said Mr. Carteret.
Barclay took the note and read:
DEAR MR. CARTERET:
You will doubtless not be surprised at my request that you remove
your horses at once from my stables. It is a disappointment to me
that an unforeseen change in my plans makes it impossible for me
to have you and Mr. Barclay at Crumpeton this week.
Sincerely yours,
CONSTANTIA GRANVIL WITHERS.
“It’s Sikes,” said Barclay.
“It may be,” said Mr. Carteret. “I ought to have taken the matter into
my own hands a week ago.”
“You don’t mean you are in earnest?” said Barclay.
“You will very soon find out,” said Mr. Carteret. “I have no false
delicacy about proposing to a lady merely because I’m not sure she’s in
love with me.”
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