Americans -- England -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“But this is the day, don’t you know?” said Lord Frederic. “How am I
going to manage things without you?”
“All that you have to do is to meet them at the station and take them
to the meet,” said Mr. Carteret. “Everything else has been arranged.”
“But I’m awfully disappointed,” said Lord Frederic. “I had counted on
you to help, don’t you see, and introduce them to Ploversdale. It would
be more graceful for an American to do it than for me. You understand?”
“Yes,” said Mr. Carteret, “I understand. It’s a great disappointment,
but I must bear it philosophically.”
Mrs. Ascott-Smith looked at him sympathetically, and he coughed twice.
“You are suffering,” she said. “Freddy, you really must not urge him to
expose himself. Have you a pain here?” she inquired, touching herself
in the region of the pleura.
“Yes,” said Mr. Carteret, “it is just there, but I daresay that it will
soon be better.”
“I am afraid not,” said his hostess. “This is the way pneumonia begins.
You must take a medicine that I have. They say that it is quite
wonderful for inflammatory colds. I’ll send Hodgson for it,” and she
touched the bell.
“Please, please don’t take that trouble,” entreated Mr. Carteret.
“But you must take it,” said Mrs. Ascott-Smith. “They call it
Broncholine. You pour it in a tin and inhale it or swallow it, I forget
which, but it’s very efficacious. They used it on Teddy’s pony when it
was sick. The little creature died, but that was because they gave it
too much, or not enough, I forget which.”
Hodgson appeared and Mrs. Ascott-Smith gave directions about the
Broncholine.
“I thank you very much,” said Mr. Carteret humbly. “I’ll go to my room
and try it at once.”
“That’s a good chap!” said Lord Frederic, “perhaps you will feel so
much better that you can join us.”
“Perhaps,” said Mr. Carteret gloomily, “or it may work as it did on the
pony.” And he left the room.
After Hodgson had departed from his chamber leaving explicit directions
as to how and how not to use the excellent Broncholine, Mr. Carteret
poured a quantity of it from the bottle and threw it out of the window,
resolving to be on the safe side. Then he looked at his boots and his
pink coat and white leathers, which were laid out upon the bed. “I
don’t think there can be any danger,” he thought, “if I turn up after
they have started. I loathe stopping in all day.” He dressed leisurely,
ordered his second horse to be sent on, and some time after the rest
of the household had gone to the meet he sallied forth. As he knew the
country and the coverts which Lord Ploversdale would draw, he counted
on joining the tail of the hunt, thus keeping out of sight. He inquired
of a rustic if he had seen hounds pass and receiving “no” for an
answer, he jogged on at a faster trot, fearing that the hunt might have
gone away in some other direction.
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