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"Bozzy," went on Fitzgerald, "Bozzy says that it goes up and down like
a Jack-in-the-box. One election hardly anything, and then before they
know where they are--millions! But I don't believe it"--he wagged his
head wisely and leaned back again--"don't believe a word of it. There
must always be a balance in hand, and a fat one too. Think of it!" he
went on, "think of all it's got to _do_--Damn elections! They only come
once in five years anyhow. Look at all that's got to go on meanwhile?
You can't advertise for nothing, and you can't print for nothing, and
you can't get men to start newspapers, that don't pay, in Egypt for
nothing; and you can't get your information abroad and in America for
nothing. It's all rubbish to say that they let it go fut! It is true
they get in a hole sometimes. And I say they were both in a hole in
'95."
Mr. Clutterbuck still sat silent.
"You will say," continued Fitzgerald rapidly after a short interval, as
he stood up against the mantelpiece with his back to the fire, "you'll
say----"
"No, I won't," said Mr. Clutterbuck, "I assure you, Mr. Fitzgerald, I
shall put no obstacle in the way of such a decision."
"Well--but," returned his secretary, "you see it really must be
explained--you can't leap in the dark."
"Certainly not," said Mr. Clutterbuck with determination.
"That's it," said Charlie Fitzgerald, dropping his chin and looking
profoundly at the carpet.
There was a considerable interval of silence, and Mr. Clutterbuck,
who fully appreciated that this new world was not the lucid world of
commerce, or, rather, that it had a language of its own with which he
was not yet familiar, forebore to ask a question. Nay, it would have
puzzled him very considerably to frame a question so that it should
relate to anything intelligible, human or divine. But as Charles
Fitzgerald remained quite silent, the merchant did venture to suggest
that he would gladly and heartily do anything that was expected of him
in the matter.
"Yes, I know," said Fitzgerald, pacing towards the window. "I wasn't
bothering about that. I'm sure you would. But I was thinking which
Party.... You see, in the old days," he said, suddenly facing round,
"it was simple enough: you had your set and your set went Whig, and
it was all plain sailing, but then the old days were beastly corrupt,
and what a man spent he liked to spend on his own people. There's a
place over the hill there," he said, jerking his head backwards towards
Gatton, "where my great uncle's father-in-law was--seven electors and
£20,000. But they won't tolerate that now. So there you are! You got to
ask yourself which Party. Then there's another trouble: there used to
be only two Parties; now they're five, and look like seven."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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