MR. DOOLEY IN THE HEARTS OF HIS COUNTRYMEN By FINLEY PETER DUNNE [Illustration: Decoration: SCIRE QVOD SCIENDVM] Boston Small, Maynard & Company 1899 _Copyright, 1898, 1899, by the Chicago Journal Copyright, 1899, by Robert Howard Russell Copyright, 1899, by Small, Maynard & Company_ _Entered at Stationers' Hall_ _First Edition (10,000 copies) October, 1899 Second Edition (10,000 copies) October, 1899 Third Edition (10,000 copies) October, 1899 Before Publication_ _Press of George H. Ellis, Boston, U.S.A._ TO SIR GEORGE NEWNES, BART. MESSRS. GEORGE ROUTLEDGE & SONS LIMITED AND OTHER PUBLISHERS WHO, UNINVITED, PRESENTED MR. DOOLEY TO A PART OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC PREFACE. The author may excuse the presentation of these sketches to the public on the ground that, if he did not publish some of them, somebody would, and, if he did not publish the others, nobody would. He has taken the liberty to dedicate the book to certain enterprising gentlemen in London who have displayed their devotion to a sentiment now widely prevailing in the Music Halls by republishing an American book without solicitation on the author's part. At the same time he begs to reserve _in petto_ a second dedication to the people of Archey Road, whose secluded gayety he has attempted to discover to the world. With the sketches that come properly under the title "Mr. Dooley: In the Hearts of His Countrymen" are printed a number that do not. It has seemed impossible to a man who is not a Frenchman, and who is, therefore, tremendously excited over the case, to avoid discussion of the Jabberwocky of the Rennes court-martial as it is reported in America and England. Mr. Dooley cannot lag behind his fellow Anglo-Saxons in this matter. It is sincerely to be hoped that his small contribution to the literature of the subject will at last open the eyes of France to the necessity of conducting her trials, parliamentary sessions, revolutions, and other debates in a language more generally understood in New York and London. F.P.D. DUBLIN, August 30, 1899. CONTENTS. PAGE EXPANSION 3 A HERO WHO WORKED OVERTIME 8 RUDYARD KIPLING 13 LORD CHARLES BERESFORD 18 HANGING ALDERMEN 23 THE GRIP 30 LEXOW 35 THEIR EXCELLENCIES, THE POLICE 41 SHAUGHNESSY 45 TIMES PAST 50 THE SKIRTS OF CHANCE 56 WHEN THE TRUST IS AT WORK 61 A BRAND FROM THE BURNING 66 A WINTER NIGHT 72 THE BLUE AND THE GRAY 76 THE TRAGEDY OF THE AGITATOR 82 BOYNE WATER AND BAD BLOOD 85