Mr. Fortune's PracticeBailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
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Mr. Fortune's Practice
Bailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
Detective and mystery stories; Forensic scientists -- Fiction
When Mr. Fortune read “The Daily Post” in the morning he smiled upon
his devilled kidneys. Its report of the inquest was begun with a
little pompous descriptive work. “The mystery of the Ascot Tragedy
was solved yesterday. In the cold sanity of the coroner’s court the
excitement of the last few days received its quietus. Two minutes of
scientific evidence from Mr. Fortune--” and so on until young
omniscience worked up to its private little scoop. “The melodramatic
rumours of sensational developments in the case have thus only
availed to expose the fatuity of their inventors.” (This was meant
for some rival papers.) “It may now be stated bluntly that nothing in
the case ever gave rise to speculation among well-informed people,
and that the stories of impounding documents and so forth have no
foundation in fact.”
But about lunch time Mr. Fortune received a curt summons from the
Hon. Sidney Lomas and instantly obeyed it. “Well, you know, I thought
I should be hearing from you,” he smiled. “I felt, as it were, you
couldn’t live without me long.”
“Did you, by Jove!” said Lomas bitterly. “I’ve been wishing all the
morning you had been dead some time. Look at that!” He tossed across
the table a marked copy of “The Daily Post.”
“Yes, I was enjoying that at breakfast. A noble institution, the
British Press, Lomas. A great power. If you know how to use it.”
“I wish to God you wouldn’t spoof reporters. It’s a low taste. And
it’s a damned nuisance. I can’t contradict the rag and----”
“No, you can’t contradict it. I banked on that,” Reggie chuckled.
“Did you indeed? And pray what the devil are you at? I have had
Osbert here raving mad----”
“Yes, I thought it would stir up Osbert. What’s his line?”
“Wants the papers, of course. And as you very well know, confound
you, they’re all at the Foreign Office, the cream of them, and likely
to be. He says we’ve no right to keep them after this. Nonsense, of
course, but devilish inconvenient to answer. And at last the old man
was quite pathetic, says it isn’t fair to him to give out we haven’t
touched the papers. No more it is. He was begging me to contradict it
officially. I could hardly get rid of him.”
“Busy times for Lomas.”
“Damme, I have been at it all the morning. Old Ludlow Blenkinhorn
turned up, too.”
“I have clicked, haven’t I?” Reggie chuckled.
“Confound you. He says he has a client with claims on the estate and
is informed by the executor that all papers have been taken by us.
Now he has read your damned article and he wants to know if the
executor is lying.”
“That is a conundrum, isn’t it? And who is Mr. Ludlow Blenkinhorn’s
client?”
“He didn’t say, of course.”
“What a surprise. And your fellows watching his office, do they say?”
Lomas took up a scrap of paper. “They have sent us something. A man
of foreign or mulatto appearance called on him first thing this
morning. Was followed to a Bayswater lodging-house. Is known there as
Sherif. Mr. A. Sherif. Thought to be an Egyptian.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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