Mr. Fortune's PracticeBailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
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Mr. Fortune's Practice
Bailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
Detective and mystery stories; Forensic scientists -- Fiction
The head of the Criminal Investigation Department came at last to an
end. “That’s the case, then.” He stood up and knocked over his coffee
cup: a tinkling clatter, a profound silence and then only the murmur
of the water. The nightingale was gone. “Well, Fortune?”
Mr. Fortune sighed and raised himself. “Dear me, Lomas,” he said
sadly, “why don’t you find something to do?”
The Hon. Sidney Lomas suffered from a sense of wrong and said so. It
was a difficult and complex case and had given him much anxiety and
he wanted Fortune’s advice and----
“She did him in all right,” said Reggie Fortune succinctly, “and
you’ll never find a jury to hang her. Why don’t you bring me
something interesting?”
Lomas then complained of him, pointing out that a policeman’s life
was not a happy one, that he did not arrange or even choose the
crimes of his country. “Interesting? Good Gad, do you suppose I am
interested in this female Bluebeard? I know my job’s not interesting.
Work’s work.”
“And eggs is eggs. You have no soul, Lomas.” Reggie Fortune stood up.
“Come and have a drink.” He led the way from the dim veranda into his
study and switched on the light. “Now that,” he pointed to a pale
purple fluid, “that is a romantic liqueur: it feels just like a ghost
story: I brought it back from the Pyrenees.”
“Whisky,” said Lomas morosely.
“My dear chap, are we down-hearted?”
“You should go to Scotland Yard, Fortune.” Lomas clung to his
grievance. “Perhaps you would find it interesting. What do you think
they brought me this afternoon? Some poor devil had an epileptic fit
in the British Museum.”
“Well, well”--Reggie Fortune sipped his purple liqueur--“the British
Museum has made me feel queer. But not epileptic. On the contrary.
Sprightly fellow. This is a nice story. Go on Lomas.”
“That’s all,” Lomas snapped. “Interesting, isn’t it?”
“Then why Scotland Yard? You’re not an hospital for nervous diseases.
Or are you, Lomas?”
“I wonder,” said Lomas bitterly. “Why Scotland Yard? Just so. Why?
Because they’ve lost an infernal pebble in the fray. And will I find
it for them please? Most interesting case.”
Reggie Fortune took another cigar and composed himself for comfort.
“Begin at the beginning,” he advised, “and relate all facts without
passion or recrimination.”
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