“Here! What are you doing?” cried the inventor. “Don't touch any of
those handles.”
“It is that I seek a place for ze hand,” murmured the cook
apologetically.
“Well, find it and let her down. Got your grip?”
“Aha! I have eet!” announced the Frenchman, clutching one of the brass
knobs.
“All right. Down!”
Down went the Gasowashine. And a very small fraction of one second later
things began to happen.
Each of Hawkins' inventions possesses a latent devil. You have only to
brush against the handle or the valve or the string, or whatever it may
be that connects him with the outer world, and the demon awakes.
In this case, the cook must have pinched the tail of the devil of the
Gasowashine, for he sprang into action with a rush.
“Is it to release the hold?” asked the Frenchman as the wheels touched
the floor.
“No, not till I--hey!” cried Hawkins, starting back in amazement.
“Our--our dishes!” ejaculated the manager breathlessly.
The Gasowashine and the cook were traveling across the kitchen together.
The Frenchman, with remarkable presence of mind, was behind the machine
and dragging back with all his might; but as well could he have hauled
to a standstill the locomotive of the Empire State Express.
The Gasowashine, puffing heavily as any racing auto, had plans of its
own and was executing them to the accompaniment of a simply appalling
rattle of crockery.
“Don't let go! Don't let go!” cried Hawkins. “Keep hold, my man!”
“I do! I do! _Mais, mon Dieu!_” called the Frenchman jerkily.
“But, Mr. Hawkins,” gasped the manager as we hurried after, “what will
become of our china?”
“The devil take your china!” snapped Hawkins, forgetful of his recent
guarantee. “If they run into the wall, it'll break the motor!”
They were not going to run into the wall. The Gasowashine approached
the side of the apartment, swerved easily to the left, and made for the
incline which led to the hotel dining-room.
“Good gracious!” screamed the manager. “Not up there! Knock that thing
over on its side, Henri!”
“Don't you do it, Henri,” cried Hawkins. “If you do it'll smash.”
“Let it smash!” roared the manager. “Throw it over, Henri!”
“But I cannot,” gasped the Frenchman as the Gasowashine sets its wheels
upon the incline.
“Here! Somebody get in front of that thing!” commanded Macdougal. “Don't
let it go up. Knock it over!”
“If you knock that over!” stormed Hawkins, springing to the side of his
contrivance and feeling excitedly for the valve which should shut off
the supply of gasolene.
Two or three waiters, having in mind that their jobs depended upon
Macdougal's approbation rather than Hawkins' strove to obey the former's
injunction. They ran to the fore end of the Gasowashine and seized it
and pushed back upon it and sideways.
And did the Gasowashine mind? Hardly.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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