Mr. Jervis, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Mr. Jervis, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
British -- India -- Fiction; India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction
“‘There is generally a fair sprinkling of young men, and of course
we entertain a great deal. She shall have a nice quiet pony, and a
new _rickshaw_, so we shall expect her without fail. Love to your
daughters, and especially to _our_ one.
“‘Yours truly,
“‘SARABELLA BRANDE.’
“Now, what do you think of that?” inquired Jessie, looking alternately
at her two staring sisters.
“I say that it is a hoax, of course! Some joke of yours, Jessie,”
returned Honor, with a playful snatch at the letter. “What is all that
gibberish about Uncle Pelham being a mother to one, and mother not
being a blind horse, and the climatological condition of the hills, not
to mention the snakes and the _beaux_? You ought to be ashamed--I could
have done it better myself.”
“Read it--examine the post-mark,” said Jessie, now flinging it on the
table.
Yes, there was no room for doubt; it was a _bona-fide_ Indian epistle.
As Honor turned it over critically, she suddenly exclaimed--
“Have you seen _this_--the gem of the whole production--the postscript?”
Both sisters bent forward eagerly, and there, just at the top of the
last and otherwise blank sheet, was scribbled as a hasty afterthought--
“P.S.--Be sure you send the _pretty_ one.”
“She must be a most original old person,” said Honor, with sparkling
eyes. “And, in the name of Dr. Johnson, what is a ‘tamasha’?”
“Ask me something easier,” rejoined Jessie.
“Then what does mother say to this remarkable invitation?”
“You might know better than to ask that!” broke in Fairy, who had been
listening with evident impatience. “In this family it is, ‘What does
Jessie say?’ What _do_ you say, Jess?”
“I say, never refuse a good offer. It is only for twelve months; and,
of course, one of us must go!”
“Then, will _you_ go?” inquired Fairy, with elevated brows.
“Am I the pretty one?” Jessie demanded sarcastically. “I should be
bundled back by the next steamer.”
“No, of course; I never thought of that,” rejoined her sister,
meditatively. “I am the pretty one; there has never been any question
of that--has there, girls?”
“No, never,” returned Jessie, in her most matter-of-fact tone, and she
and Honor exchanged stealthy glances.
For some seconds Fairy seemed buried in thought, as she drew patterns
on the table-cloth with a fork. At last she looked up, and exclaimed--
“It is only for twelve months as you say, Jess; twelve months soon fly
round.” And she threw back her shawl, and leant her elbows on the
table. “Never refuse a good offer--such as a pony, a rickshaw--whatever
that is--the new dresses, the best society, the best _beaux_!” and she
burst into a peal of shrill laughter, as she exclaimed, “Do you know,
girls, that I think I shall go!”
A pause, the result of utter stupefaction, followed this unexpected
announcement.
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