Meanwhile, they had been proceeding up the long hall till they came to
a poky little staircase which had just been dug out in the wall, the
necessity for a staircase at that end of the hall, whereby the court
floor could be reached having, to all appearance, originally escaped
the attention of the architect. On getting to the top of the staircase
they turned to the left and then to the left again. If they had had any
doubt as to which road they should take it would have been speedily
decided by the long string of wigs which were streaming away in the
direction of Divorce Court No. 1. Thicker and thicker grew the wigs; it
was obvious that the _cause célèbre_ of Meeson _v._ Addison and Another
would not want for hearers. Indeed, Augusta and her friends soon
realised the intensity of the public interest in a way that was as
impressive as it was disagreeable, for just past the Admiralty Court
the passage was entirely blocked by an enormous mass of barristers;
there might have been five hundred or more of them. There they were,
choked up together in their white-wigged ranks, waiting for the door of
the court to be opened. At present it was guarded by six or eight
attendants, who, with the help of a wooden barrier, attempted to keep
the surging multitude at bay—while those behind cried, “Forward!” and
those in front cried “Back!”
“How on earth are we going to get through?” asked Augusta, and at that
moment Mr. John Short caught hold of an attendant who was struggling
about in the skirts of the crowd like a fly in a cup of tea, and asked
him the same question, explaining that their presence was necessary to
the show.
“I’m bothered if I know, Sir; you can’t come this way. I suppose I must
let you through by the underground passage from the other court. Why,”
he went on, as he led the way to the Admiralty Court, “hang me, if I
don’t believe that we shall all be crushed to death by them there
barristers: It would take a regiment of cavalry to keep them back. And
they are a ‘ungry lot, they are; and they ain’t no work to do, and
that’s why they comes kicking and tearing and worriting just to see a
bit of painting on a young lady’s shoulders.”
By this time they had passed through the Admiralty Court, which was not
sitting, and been conducted down a sort of well, that terminated in the
space occupied by the Judge’s clerks and other officers of the Court.
In another minute they found themselves emerging in a similar space in
the other court.
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