Before taking the seat that was pointed out to her and the other
witnesses in the well of the court, immediately below those reserved
for Queen’s counsel, Augusta glanced round. The body of the court was
as yet quite empty, for the seething mob outside had not yet burst in,
though their repeated shouts of “Open the door!” could be plainly
heard. But the jury box was full, not with a jury, for the case was to
be tried before the Court itself, but of various distinguished
individuals, including several ladies, who had obtained orders. The
little gallery above was also crowded with smart-looking people. As for
the seats devoted to counsel in the cause, they were crammed to
overflowing with the representatives of the various defendants—so
crammed, indeed, that the wretched James Short, sole counsel for the
plaintiff, had to establish himself and his papers in the centre of the
third bench sometimes used by solicitors.
“Heavens!” said Eustace to Augusta, counting the heads; “there are
twenty-three counsel against us. What will that unfortunate James do
against so many?”
“I don’t know, I’m sure,” said Augusta, with a sigh. “It doesn’t seem
quite fair, does it? But then, you see, there was no money.”
Just then John Short came up. He had been to speak to his brother.
Augusta being a novelist, and therefore a professional student of human
physiognomy, was engaged in studying the legal types before her, which
she found resolved themselves into two classes—the sharp, keen-faced
class and the solid, heavy-jawed class.
“Who on earth are they all?” she asked.
“Oh,” he said, “that’s the Attorney-General. He appears with
Fiddlestick, Q.C., Pearl, and Bean for the defendant Addison. Next to
him is the Solicitor-General, who, with Playford, Q.C., Middlestone,
Blowhard, and Ross, is for the other defendant, Roscoe. Next to him is
Turphy, Q.C., with the spectacles on; he is supposed to have a great
effect on a jury. I don’t know the name of his junior, but he looks as
though he were going to eat one—doesn’t he? He is for one of the
legatees. That man behind is Stickon; he is for one of the legatees
also. I suppose that he finds probate and divorce an interesting
subject, because he is always writing books about them. Next to him is
Howles, who, my brother says, is the best comic actor in the court. The
short gentleman in the middle is Telly; he reports for the _Times_. You
see, as this is an important case, he has got somebody to help him to
take it—that long man with a big wig. He, by-the-way, writes novels,
like you do, only not half such good ones. The next”—but at this moment
Mr. John Short was interrupted by the approach of a rather good-looking
man, who wore an eye-glass continually fixed in his right eye. He was
Mr. News, of the great firm News and News, who were conducting the case
on behalf of the defendants.
“Mr. Short, I believe?” said Mr. News, contemplating his opponent’s
youthful form with pity, not unmixed with compassion.
“Yes.”
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