He’s a rare plucked un, ’e is, an’ as cheerful and bright-like as a nigger a-basking on the coral strand, with the sun a-shining in the hazure skies above ’im and bernarnas a-growing all around ’im in plenty. It does one good to see ’is merry face, and all of us on the lower deck have just made up our minds to look arter ’im, come what may. When you’ve dropped your last pipe overboard, and there ain’t no more spuds to be ’ad, or ain’t got no terbacco, an’ no matches if you ’ad, and there ain’t a dry spot anywhere, and everything is just dolesome, along ’e comes as cheerful as a blooming cricket, and it do your ’eart good just for to see ’im. We all says when they send Mr. Foote ("Toddles", the Orficers call ’im) to "No. 3": "Now, these two young gen’l’men will be ’appy", for, you see, they be great pals, and afore ’e came Mr. Glover ’ad no one to fight. Well, I must ’urry on with this yarn. We gets to the pirate island about six bells (three o’clock) in the afternoon, ’aving had a stand easy after dinner and a lay off the land, or forty winks, as you calls it ashore. We was a-punchin’ along easy-like astern of the _Laird_, "No. 2" being just a’ead, and the _Sylvia_ a-coming up from the southward, fifty miles astern by this time, an’ I was standing outside o’ the galley a-passing the time o’ day with Cooky, who was a-drying my wet things and Mr. Glover’s, the things what we had on when the dinghy capshuted, and grumbling like ole ’Arry that a shell had bust in his galley and made a ’ole in his best saucepan and smashed a lot of the Orficers’ crockery. "’Ow can I do mysel’ justice," he says, "with all ’em things a-busted up. I does my best, s’elp me, for them Orficers, but, there, they always be grumbling—the spuds ain’t cooked, or the entray is cold, or the blooming aigs is ’ard boiled or ain’t boiled enough. And the lower deck be just as bad. Bill Williams of No. 3 mess comes a-rushing along with a meat-pie as big as a ’ouse, covered with twisted bits o’ pastry, and though there ain’t room on top o’ the galley for a aig-cup, I shoves it on top o’ somethin’ else; and Nobby Hewitt of No. 5—them stokers be always the most partickler—comes an’ ’e wants ’is mess’s bits o’ meat roasted; and, lor’ love me, what with one toff wantin’ ’em stooed, and another roast, an’ another sings out as cheerful as if the ’ole ship was a galley, ’Boiled for us, Cooky’, ’Old Fatty’, or ’Carrots’, or some o’ their ’air-raising impertinences, why, strike me pink! there be hardly room to cook a blooming sparrah, and they all egspecs me to go on a-basting with one ’and, a-turning a joint with another, an’ stirring a stoo with another, and pokin’ the fire, and pitchin’ on coals, and fetching water all in the same breath; an’ ’ere you comes and fills me doll’s-’ouse with yer dripping clothes.