"Is it any wonder," Cooky continued, wiping ’is ’ands on ’is apron, "that my countenance ain’t always a-smiling like a green bay-tree, or skipping like a young ram; now, is it, I awsks you?" He was a very religious man was Cooky, secre-tary to the Naval Temperance Society aboard us, and he played the ’armonium at church on Sunday. "So long as we don’t go a-fightin’ when the galley is chuck-full o’ the men’s grub a-cooking, I’ll come out on top,", he says patient-like; "and when I plays the ’armonium they’ll join in the hymns more ’earty, and maybe sign the pledge. "I’ve a great scheme," he continued, "for makin’ ’em sign the pledge. I knows exactly ’ow many men in each mess are temperance men, and the more as ’ave signed on in any one mess, the more I looks arter that there mess’s food be cooked proper, an’, so you see, they’ll all sign on afore this commission’s out, just to get their food to their likin’. I tried that plan in the ole _Thunderer_." "But you got yourself into trouble," I said, larfing. "Well, I did get my leave stopped for six weeks once, and lost a badge another time, but it was all took cheerful-like. We all ’ave our burdens to bear, Jones." An’ ’e says, "I was a-watchin’ o’ your shootin’ that 12-pounder of yours this morning, Pat Jones, and says I to mysel’, ’’E ain’t a bad fellow is Jones, an’ if ’e took up savings[#] for ’is rum ’e might ’it what ’e aimed at—sometimes’". [#] Men who do not want their rum are allowed a little more than the actual value of it. This is called "taking up savings". "Never you mind about that 12-pounder o’ mine, Mister Cooky. I don’t come ’ere telling you ’ow to cook," said I to him, and was going to put it much more plainer, for he riles me, does Cooky, when along comes the Orficers’ domestic a-singing out: "’Ave you got the ’ot water for the Orficers’ arternoon tea?" and Cooky, grumbling "’E can’t work no blooming miracles, ’e can’t", goes off to draw some water, what ’e might have done all the time he’d been jawing to me, so I saunters off with them clothes, which are pretty near dry by this time. Well, we ar’n’t getting much way on this yarn, but we’d got to the island we’d come all this way to see, a middlin’-sized piece o’ land, and going in closer, according to a signal from the flag-ship, we sees a bit of a channel running into the middle of it between high cliffs on each side. A nasty-looking coast it was, as ever I saw, without no beach where you could land in comfort, but ugly great black rocks a-sticking out all round, with the big seas a-pounding themselves to pieces on ’em. "If there’s to be any boat-work in this ’ere place, look out for trouble, Pat Jones," says I to myself.