Mr. Pickwick's Christmas: Being an Account of the Pickwickians' Christmas at the Manor Farm, of the Adventures There; the Tale of the Goblin Who Stole a Sexton, and of the Famous Sports on the IceDickens, Charles
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Mr. Pickwick's Christmas: Being an Account of the Pickwickians' Christmas at the Manor Farm, of the Adventures There; the Tale of the Goblin Who Stole a Sexton, and of the Famous Sports on the Ice
Dickens, Charles
Christmas stories
The fat boy filled Mr. Pickwick’s glass, and then retired behind his
master’s chair, from whence he watched the play of the knives and forks,
and the progress of the choice morsels, from the dishes, to the mouths
of the company, with a kind of dark and gloomy joy that was most
impressive.
“God bless you, old fellow,” said Mr. Pickwick.
“Same to you, my boy,” replied Wardle; and they pledged each other,
heartily.
“Mrs. Wardle,” said Mr. Pickwick, “we old folks must have a glass of
wine together, in honour of this joyful event.”
[Illustration:
_Then the old church bell rang ... and they all returned to
breakfast._
]
The old lady was in a state of great grandeur just then, for she was
sitting at the top of the table in her brocaded gown, with her
newly-married grand-daughter on one side, and Mr. Pickwick on the other,
to do the carving. Mr. Pickwick had not spoken in a very loud tone, but
she understood him at once, and drank off a full glass of wine to his
long life and happiness; after which the worthy old soul launched forth
into a minute and particular account of her own wedding, with a
dissertation on the fashion of wearing high-heeled shoes, and some
particulars concerning the life and adventures of the beautiful Lady
Tollimglower, deceased, at all of which the old lady herself laughed
very heartily indeed, and so did the young ladies too, for they were
wondering among themselves what on earth grandma was talking about. When
they laughed, the old lady laughed ten times more heartily: and said
that they always had been considered capital stories, which caused them
all to laugh again, and put the old lady into the very best of humours.
Then the cake was cut, and passed through the ring; and the young ladies
saved pieces to put under their pillows to dream of their future
husbands on; and a great deal of blushing and merriment was thereby
occasioned.
“Mr. Miller,” said Mr. Pickwick to his old acquaintance, the hard-headed
gentleman, “a glass of wine?”
“With great satisfaction Mr. Pickwick,” replied the hard-headed
gentleman, solemnly.
“You’ll take me in?” said the benevolent old clergyman.
“And me,” interposed his wife.
“And me, and me,” said a couple of poor relations at the bottom of the
table, who had eaten and drank very heartily, and laughed at every
thing.
Mr. Pickwick expressed his heartfelt delight at every additional
suggestion; and his eyes beamed with hilarity and cheerfulness.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said Mr. Pickwick, suddenly rising—
“Hear, hear! Hear, hear! Hear, hear!” said Mr. Weller, in the excitement
of his feelings.
“Call in all the servants,” cried old Wardle, interposing to prevent the
public rebuke which Mr. Weller would otherwise most indubitably have
received from his master. “Give them a glass of wine each, to drink the
toast in. Now, Pickwick.”
Amidst the silence of the company, the whispering of the women servants,
and the awkward embarrassment of the men, Mr. Pickwick proceeded.
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