Mr. Pickwick's Christmas: Being an Account of the Pickwickians' Christmas at the Manor Farm, of the Adventures There; the Tale of the Goblin Who Stole a Sexton, and of the Famous Sports on the IceDickens, Charles
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Mr. Pickwick's Christmas: Being an Account of the Pickwickians' Christmas at the Manor Farm, of the Adventures There; the Tale of the Goblin Who Stole a Sexton, and of the Famous Sports on the Ice
Dickens, Charles
Christmas stories
“Seated on an upright tombstone, close to him, was a strange unearthly
figure, whom Gabriel felt at once, was no being of this world. His long
fantastic legs which might have reached the ground, were cocked up, and
crossed after a quaint, fantastic fashion; his sinewy arms were bare,
and his hands rested on his knees. On his short round body he wore a
close covering, ornamented with small slashes; and a short cloak dangled
at his back; the collar was cut into curious peaks, which served the
goblin in lieu of ruff or neckerchief; and his shoes curled up at the
toes into long points. On his head he wore a broad-brimmed sugar loaf
hat, garnished with a single feather. The hat was covered with the white
frost, and the goblin looked as if he had sat on the same tombstone very
comfortably, for two or three hundred years. He was sitting perfectly
still; his tongue was put out, as if in derision; and he was grinning at
Gabriel Grub with such a grin as only a goblin could call up.
“‘It was _not_ the echoes,’ said the goblin.
“Gabriel Grub was paralysed, and could make no reply.
“‘What do you do here on Christmas eve?’ said the goblin, sternly.
“‘I came to dig a grave Sir,’ stammered Gabriel Grub.
[Illustration:
_Gabriel started up, and stood rooted to the spot with astonishment
and terror._
]
“‘What man wanders among graves and church-yards on such a night as
this?’ said the goblin.
“‘Gabriel Grub! Gabriel Grub!’ screamed a wild chorus of voices that
seemed to fill the church-yard. Gabriel looked fearfully round—nothing
was to be seen.
“‘What have you got in that bottle?’ said the goblin.
“‘Hollands, Sir,’ replied the sexton, trembling more than ever; for he
had bought it of the smugglers, and he thought that perhaps his
questioner might be in the excise department of the goblins.
“‘Who drinks Hollands alone, and in a church-yard, on such a night as
this?’ said the goblin.
“‘Gabriel Grub! Gabriel Grub!’ exclaimed the wild voices again.
“The goblin leered maliciously at the terrified sexton, and then raising
his voice, exclaimed—
“‘And who, then, is our fair and lawful prize?’
“To this inquiry the invisible chorus replied, in a strain that sounded
like the voices of many choristers singing to the mighty swell of the
old church organ—a strain that seemed borne to the sexton’s ears upon a
gentle wind, and to die away as its soft breath passed onward—but the
burden of the reply was still the same, ‘Gabriel Grub! Gabriel Grub!’
“The goblin grinned a broader grin than before, as he said, ‘Well,
Gabriel, what do you say to this?’
“The sexton gasped for breath.
“‘What do you think of this, Gabriel?’ said the goblin, kicking up his
feet in the air on either side the tombstone, and looking at the
turned-up points with as much complacency as if he had been
contemplating the most fashionable pair of Wellingtons in all Bond
Street.
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