English wit and humor; English wit and humor, Pictorial; Fox hunting -- Humor
_Huntsman_ (_who has been having a very bad ride_). "Either master wants
some new 'orses or a new 'untsman!"]
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[Illustration: HINTS ON HUNTING
Always see that your bridle reins are sound. There are times when they
have a considerable strain on 'em!]
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[Illustration: SO FAR, NO FARTHER
Extraordinary position assumed by Mr. Snoodle on the sudden and
unexpected refusal of his horse.]
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[Illustration: HARD LUCK
_Small Child_ (_to Mr. Sparkin, who had come out at an unusually early
hour in order to meet his inamorata at the guide-post, and pilot her out
cub-hunting_). "I was to tell you she has such a bad cold she couldn't
come. But I'm going with you instead, if you promise to take care of me.
I'm her cousin, you know!"]
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[Illustration: A PSEUDO-THRUSTER
_Farmer_ (_to Sportsman, returning from the chase_). "Beg pardon, sir, but
ain't you the gent that broke down that there gate of mine this
morning?"
_Mr. Noodel_ (_who never by any chance jumps anything--frightfully
pleased_). "Er--did I? Well, how much is the damage?"]
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[Illustration: THE WATER TEST
_Whip_ (_bringing on tail hounds, in the rear of the field_). "Hulloah!
Who've you got there?"
_Runner_ (_who has just assisted sportsman out of a muddy ditch_). "Dunno.
Can't tell till we've washed 'im down a bit!"]
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[Illustration: MOST UNFORTUNATE
Horrible catastrophe which happened to Captain Fussey (our ladies' man)
on his arrival at the opening meet. New coat, new boots, new horse, new
everything! Hard luck!]
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[Illustration: A SEVERE TEST
_Miss Sally_ (_who has just taken off her mackintosh--to ardent admirer_).
"Look! they're away! Do just stuff this thing into your pocket. I'm sure
I shan't want it again!"]
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[Illustration: A STUDY IN EXPRESSION
_Irate M.F.H._ (_who has had half an hour in the big gorse trying to get a
faint-hearted fox away, galloping to "holloa" on the far side of
covert_). _"Confound you and your pony, sir! Get out of my way!"_
[_Binks, who has been trying to keep out of people's way all day,
thinks he can quite understand the feelings of the hunted fox._
]
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OUR HUNT "POINT TO POINT"
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