_Stout Party._ "Hi! boy, stop! I'm going to get off." _Donkey Boy._ "Yer carn't, marm. There ain't room!"] * * * * * [Illustration: DETECTED.--_Clerical Tourist_ (_visiting cathedral_). "Always open, eh? And do you find that people come here on week-days for rest and meditation?" _Verger._ "Ay, that they do, odd times. Why, I catched some of 'em at it only last Toosday!"] * * * * * [Illustration: _Old Lady._ "Well, if that's David, what a size Goliath must a' been."] * * * * * HOLIDAY FARE IN CORNWALL A Roll on the billow, A Loaf by the shore, A Fig for fashion, And Cream galore! * * * * * THE ROAD TO THE NIAGARA FALLS.--_Via Dollarosa._ * * * * * WHERE THE FELLAH'S SHOE PINCHES.--Where the corn used to be--in Egypt. * * * * * [Illustration: FINIS] * * * * * BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS, LONDON AND TONBRIDGE. * * * * *