Mr. Punch's Book of Sport: The Humour of Cricket, Football, Tennis, Polo, Croquet, Hockey, Racing, &c
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Mr. Punch's Book of Sport: The Humour of Cricket, Football, Tennis, Polo, Croquet, Hockey, Racing, &c
English wit and humor; English wit and humor -- Periodicals; Sports -- Anecdotes; Sports -- Humor
But it must not be assumed that Mr. Punch's attitude is one of satirical
criticism; on the contrary, his sympathies are with every form of
sportsmanship, and it is chiefly because his jovial knights of the
pencil delight to illustrate the mishaps incidental to all games that we
are entitled to look upon him as a great patron of our sports. And is
not he always ready to pillory the cad and the incompetent as further
proof of the soundness of his heart?
Certain volumes of this library are devoted entirely to one or other of
our popular pastimes, determined mainly on their varying richness in
humour, but in this "Book of Sports" we have brought together a
carefully chosen selection of Mr. Punch's wittiest sayings on a variety
of games and pastimes. Cricket might of itself have furnished forth a
volume, Football, and Racing also; but we have sought after variety
rather than repletion, and to this end even the passing craze for
Ping-pong has not been ignored, as it is not the least of the merits of
the Punch Library of Humour that within these volumes is enshrined a
comic chronicle of the passing time.
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MR. PUNCH'S BOOK OF SPORTS
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THE BRITISH "SPHERE OF INFLUENCE."--The cricket ball.
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CRICKETERS WHO OUGHT TO BE GOOD HANDS AT PLAYING A TIE.--"The Eleven of
Notts."
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NOMENCLATURE.--The professional cricketer who makes a "duck's egg" ought
surely to be dubbed a "quack."
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A MODEL CRICKET MATCH.--One that begins with a "draw," but does not end
with one.
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EPITAPH ON A CRICKETER.--"Over!"
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A CRICKETING PARADOX.--Any eleven can make a score.
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LORD'S!
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There's a glorious sanctum of cricket,
Away in the Wood of St. John;
No spot in creation can lick it
For the game at which Grace is the "don."
Though Melbourne may claim a "Medina,"
The "Mecca" of cricket must be
In the beautiful classic arena,
The home of the "old" M. C. C.
Home, sweet home of the M. C. C.,
Ever my fancy is turning to thee!
Up with King Willow and down with the dumps
Hark to the rattle of leather and stumps.
Oh, what a rapturous thrill it affords!
Give yourself up to the magic of "Lord's."
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SCORING FOR DR. GRACE.--"A running commentary."
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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY.--The umpire's part.
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THE IRREPRESSIBLE JOKER AGAIN (ON BAIL.)--
_Q._ Where ought ducks' eggs to be most readily found? _A._ At the Oval.
[_Bail estreated._
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