NEW COCKNEY SAINT.--Mrs. Malaprop declares that if she lives to be a hundred--and all her family detain a venerated age--she will certainly have a Saint 'Enery. * * * * * RIDDLE BY 'ARRY.--"Look 'ere, if you're speakin' of a young unmarried lady bein' rather 'uffy, what well-known river would you name?--Why, '_Miss is 'ippy_,' o' course." * * * * * [Illustration: EASTER MONDAY _'Arry._ "Do you pass any pubs on the way to Broadstairs, cabby?" _Cabby._ "Yes. Lots." _'Arry._ "Well, _don't!_"] * * * * * [Illustration: "I beg your pardon, ma'am, but I think you dropped this?"] * * * * * THE END BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS, LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.