Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 1 (of 4).—1841-1857
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
That obstinate and tormenting disease, the Polkamania, is said to
have originated in Bohemia; in consequence, we may presume from
analogy, of the bite of some rabid insect like the Tarantula
Spider, although the Polka Spider has not yet been described by
entomologists; but, when discovered, it probably will be under the
name of _Aranea Polkapoietica_. The Polkamania, after raging
fiercely for some time in the principal cities of the Continent, at
length made its appearance in London, having been imported by M.
Jullien, who inoculated certain Countesses and others with its
specific virus, which he is said to have obtained from a Bohemian
nobleman. The form of its eruption was at first circular,
corresponding to the circles of fashion; but it has now extended to
the whole body of society, including its lowest members. Its chief
symptoms are extraordinary convulsions and wild gesticulations of
the limbs, with frequent stampings on the floor, and rotatory
movements of the body, such as accompany lesions of the
_cerebellum_. That part is said by Gall to be the organ of
amativeness; and the Polka delirium, in several instances, has
terminated in love-madness. This form of mania, in the female
subject, displays itself, partly, in a passion for fantastic
finery; as fur trimmings, red, green and yellow boots, and other
strange bedizenments. Articles of dress, indeed, seem capable of
propagating the contagion; for there are Polka Pelisses and Polka
Tunics; now, it was but the other day that we met with some Polka
Wafers, so that the Polkamania seems communicable by all sorts of
things that put it into people's heads. In this respect it
obviously resembles the Plague; but not in this respect only; for,
go where you will, you are sure to be plagued with it. After
committing the greatest ravages in London itself, it attacked the
suburbs, whence it quickly spread to remote districts, and there is
now not a hamlet in Great Britain which it does not infest more or
less. Its chief victims are the young and giddy; but as yet it has
not been known to prove fatal, although many, ourselves included,
have complained of having been bored to death by it. No cure has as
yet been proposed for Polkamania; but perhaps an antidote,
corresponding to vaccination, in the shape of some new jig or other
variety of the caper, may prove effectual: yet, after all, it may
be doubted if the remedy would not be worse than the disease.
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