Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
One is glad that _Punch_ recognized the "wit and humour" of this unique
document, though he says nothing of its magical choice of words. Dr.
R---- was Dr. Rumbold. But whether or no he composed the advertisement I
have not been able to discover--or, indeed, anything about him. Perhaps
it was his swan-song; like the Old Masters, who according to Artemus
Ward executed the execrable paintings exhibited at his lecture as their
crowning and final achievement: "they did them and then they died."
[Sidenote: _The Next Generation_]
Sufficient materials have already been accumulated to enable the reader
to form an estimate of _Punch's_ credentials as a prophet or
"intelligent anticipator." They would not, however, be complete without
the "Forecast of the Next Generation" which appeared in 1872, and which
is interesting not so much from its prophecies as from its comprehensive
catalogue of Victorian shortcomings, failings and abuses:--
The next generation will possess an army properly clothed.
The next generation will all be able to read and write.
The next generation will wear light clothes in summer.
The next generation will remove some of the public-statues and
edifices which their predecessors have erected.
The next generation will find life supportable without so many
Vestries.
The next generation will not make calls.
The next generation will ride to and fro in decent cabs.
The next generation will have other sorts of fish in daily
consumption besides red herrings.
The next generation will speak French and German, and, possibly,
know something of their own language and literature.
The next generation will not wear high black hats in the month of
July.
The next generation will see the officers of the army walking about
the streets in uniform.
The next generation will have other public places of amusement open
to them on Sundays, besides public-houses.
The next generation will be better cooks.
The next generation will have no theatres with fees.
The next generation will leave the table with the ladies.
The next generation will not avoid Hotels.
The next generation will find they can get on pretty comfortably
without the Lord Privy Seal, the Chancellor of the Duchy of
Lancaster, the Judge Advocate General, etc.
The next generation will not be ashamed of Leicester Square.
The next generation will be able to cross the Channel with less
bodily discomfort.
The next generation will journey by railway more safely and more
punctually.
The next generation will still have the National Debt, duns,
dentists, domestics, humbugs, quacks, impostors, absurd fashions,
adulteration, swindlers, and the Income Tax.
LONDON
[Sidenote: _Foul State of the Thames_]
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