Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
"'Marriages of the Royal Family.--Why should our Princes and
Princesses be compelled always to seek in Germany for matrimonial
alliances? Are the youths and maidens of England less beautiful
than those of Saxe and Prussia? Are the nobles of our own country,
who have been free for hundreds of years, who have shown in every
clime the genius, the honour, the splendour of Britain--are these,
we ask, in any way inferior to a Prince (however venerable) of
Sachs-Schlippenschloppen, or a Grand Duke of Pigwitz-Gruntenstein?
We would breathe no syllable of disrespect against these
potentates--we recognize in them as in ourselves the same Saxon
blood--but why, we ask, shall not Anglo-Saxon Princes or Princesses
wed with free Anglo-Saxon nobles, themselves the descendants, if
not the inheritors of kings? We have heard in the very highest
quarters rumours which under these impressions give us the very
sincerest delight. We have heard it stated that the august mother
and father of a numerous and illustrious race, whose increase is
dear to the heart of every Briton, have determined no longer to
seek for German alliances for their exalted children, but to look
at home for establishments for those so dear to them. More would be
at present premature. We are not at liberty to mention particulars,
but it is whispered that Her Royal Highness The Princess Boadicea
is about to confer her royal hand upon a young nobleman who is
eldest son of a noble peer who is connected by marriage with our
noble and venerable Premier, with the Foreign and Colonial
Secretaries, and with H.G. the Archbishop of Canterbury. The same
"little bird" also whispers that His Royal Highness, Prince
Hengist, has cast an eye of princely approbation upon a lovely and
accomplished young lady of the highest classes, whose distinguished
parents are "frae the North," whose name is known and beloved
throughout the wide dominions of Britain's sway--in India, at the
Admiralty, at the Home and Colonial Offices and in both Houses of
Parliament.'
"The first part of the prediction is being accomplished with a
literalness that should drive Zadkiel to despair. The Princess
Louise, then a baby not quite a year old, is betrothed to the
eldest son of a nobleman actually in office, who comes 'frae the
North,' and whose name is certainly known in India, seeing that he
is and has for some time been the Secretary of State for India.
Moreover he is connected by marriage with the Foreign Secretary,
Earl Granville, for he married a Gower, the Earl's first cousin,
while as the head of the Campbells he may claim cousinship with the
Earl's second wife, Miss Campbell, of Islay, as well as with the
Archbishop of Canterbury, whose mother was a Campbell."
[Sidenote: _Opposition to Royal Grants_]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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