Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
In the present enlightened age persons of position in society and
of education believe that they shake hands with spirits at dark
_séances_. His Worship the Mayor of Barnstaple cannot have known
that, or he would not have called the belief in witchcraft
ignorance and superstition. If spiritualism is true, sorcery is
possible, and, as there is no legal remedy against it, old Burch
may be considered to have been justified in taking the law into his
own hands for self-protection. Accordingly, since he was fined 2s.
6d. and costs, and, as he couldn't pay the money, sent to prison,
perhaps a subscription to get him out of gaol, and make him amends
for the trouble he has got into, will be raised among affluent and
superior "spirit circles." For if one medium can float about a
room, why may not another ride upon a broomstick?
[Illustration: "SMALL BY DEGREES"
SUFFOLK FARMER: "Two shill'ns a week more? Never! That'll never do! Out
of the question!"
SUFFOLK PLOUGHMAN: "You're right there, Mas'r Wuzzles, sart'n sure! It
'on't dew. Our Sal sahy there'll be eight shillin' and threepence for
bread, three and sixpence for rent and coal, and half-a-crown for club,
clothes, boots and shoes for the owd 'oman, five kids, and me. No, that
'on't dew--that, that 'on't, b'um by. But it'll be enow to begin with!"]
[Sidenote: _The Old Man and the New Rich_]
Though no friend of feudalism, it is curious to note that in the
vehement protest against enclosures, the closing of rights of way, etc.,
which he published in 1869, _Punch_ is careful to distinguish between
the old and the new rich. The closing of Nightingale Wood, between
Southampton and Romsey, which "from time immemorial had been open by
gracious permission to rural ramblers," was the occasion for an outburst
culminating in the statement that "the brutes now fast closing the
sylvan scenery of England to Englishmen, are, with the exception of an
ignoble duke or two, rich rogues of speculators and financiers, who have
ousted the old territorial aristocrats and squires, having bought fields
and forests with the reward of their rascality."
In the selfishness of the "profiteer," as we now call him, _Punch_ sees
a sure provocative of Communism. He would clearly have applauded the
distinguished but eccentric judge who in a later day erected on his
country estate boards with the notice "Trespassers will _not_ be
prosecuted."
It remains to be added that the grievances of tenants and farm
labourers, though far less frequently mentioned than in earlier years,
did not altogether escape the vigilance of _Punch_. In 1861 he printed
an ironic petition from a tenant to his landlord asking to be as
comfortably housed as his horses. In 1868 he alludes to the scandalous
housing conditions on the estate of a noble landlord in Essex--an estate
which of recent years has been noted for its humane and liberal
management.
[Sidenote: _Prison v. Workhouse_]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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