Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Mr. Vernon Harcourt, in some of his late speeches, has placed
himself in striking contrast with most of the other leading
politicians, both Liberal and Conservative, by speaking the truth.
For example, at the Druids' Dinner the other day, in discussing the
impost by which the incomes of a part of the people are taxed to
pay the expenses of the whole, instead of attempting to defend
confiscation with sophistry, and to stifle complaint with sneers,
he condemned the false and dishonest apology, alleged by financial
swindlers' advocates on behalf of the Income-tax, that it weighs
only on the rich who are well able to pay it, and he maintained
that, on the contrary, it falls "with the greatest severity on the
poorest of all the classes of the community--that which, upon
limited means and small profits, has to keep up a state of
respectability." The lie which Mr. Vernon Harcourt refuted is one
of those lies which Statesmen are very apt to tell in talking to
simpletons; lies coupled with truths, from which the generality of
people at public meetings have not sense enough to disentangle
them. It is quite true that the rich are well able to pay the
Income-tax; but to say that the Income-tax weighs only on them is
telling a falsehood which transcends common lying. The rich, as a
rule, can afford to live up to their incomes, and it matters
nothing to wealthy people whether their incomes are taxed, or
duties are imposed upon the luxuries on which they expend them. The
class rightly described by Mr. Harcourt as the poorest of the
country consists of persons under the necessity of living as much
within their incomes as possible. They need to make all the
provision that ever they can against ruin constantly staring them
in the face. The Income-tax, substituted for indirect taxation,
wrings from them the savings they ought to put by, and, by way of
compensation, offers them the advantage of buying cheapened
superfluities, which, how cheap soever, are too dear for them at
any price. Thus are their slender incomes in large measure
confiscated by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and amends are made
them with facilities to squander the rest.
[Illustration: FROM THE COAL DISTRICTS
MY LADY: "I'm afraid I must give up the pine-apple, Mr. Green! Eight
shillings is _really_ too much!"
SUCCESSFUL COLLIER: "Just put 'un up for _me_, then, Master. 'Ere's 'arf
a sovereign; and look 'ere--yer may keep the change if yer'll _only tell
us 'ow to cook 'un_!"]
[Sidenote: _Colliers and Cormorants_]
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