Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 2 (of 4).—1857-1874
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
Cigarettes had come in with the Crimean War. In 1858 _Punch_ suggested
an improved passport with a photograph. To the same year belong the
introduction of the word "dipsomaniac," spirit-drawing (a forerunner of
spirit-photographs), _Punch's_ first mention of Schweppe's soda water
and of synthetic substitutes for food, and his prediction of the
formation of a Camel Corps. Aerated bread, and the magnetic hair
brush--supposed to restore the pigment to grey hair by drawing out the
iron in the blood--were among the novelties of 1860; hair-brushing by
machinery was introduced in 1864, and the sewing machine makes its debut
in _Punch_ in 1866. An even more epoch-making invention, which ranks
among the most momentous products of the age in its far-reaching results
on commerce, journalism, literature and the whole social system, was the
type-writer, exhibited in London in 1867:--
GOOD NEWS FOR BAD WRITERS
It is surprising what discoveries are made in the dead season. Here
is one, for instance, the account of which has recently been
snipped out by the scissors of many a sub-editor:--
"Writing superseded. Mr. Pratt, of Alabama, is the inventor of a
typewriting machine, lately exhibited to the London Society of
Arts, which is said to print a man's thoughts twice as fast as he
can write them with the present process. By a sort of piano
arrangement the letters are brought in contact with carbonized
paper, which is moved by the same manipulation."
Every author his own printer! What a happy state of things! No more
struggles to write legibly with nibless tavern-pens; no more labour
in deciphering the hieroglyphs of hasty writers. Literary work will
be in future merely play--on the piano. The future Locke may write
his essays by a touch upon the keys.
In this inventive age there really is no saying where discovery
will stop. Now that authors are to put their thoughts in print with
twice the pace that they can write them, perhaps ere long they will
be able to put their works in type without so much as taking the
trouble to compose them. A thought-hatching easy chair may very
likely be invented, by the help of which an author may sit down at
his ease before his thought-printing piano, and play away _ad
libitum_ whatever may occur to him. Different cushions may be used
for different kinds of composition, some stuffed with serious
thoughts, fit for sermons or reviews, and others with light
fancies, fit for works of fiction, poetry, or fun. By a judicious
choice of cushions an author will be able to sit down to his piano,
and play a novel in three volumes twice or thrice a week, besides
knocking off a leader every morning for a newspaper, and issuing
every fortnight a bulky epic poem, or a whole encyclopædia complete
within a month.
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