Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
"Light--more Light"--is _Punch's_ cry, as it was fighting Ajax's, and
dying Goethe's. All honour to Sugg for his railway-Argand-burner, and
his new naphthalene with its forty-candle power--and when next he fits
it to a train, may _Punch_ be there to see, instead of to struggle
with a tantalising twilight, as he does under the present mockery of
railway-carriage illumination.
Another movement in which _Punch_ took an active part was that for
the provision of respectable restaurants for girl workers. The
"Coffee-Houses," which were then almost the only sort of cheap
eating-houses available, were both dirty and dismal, and the need
offered _Punch_ in 1881 an opportunity for combining a practical
suggestion with a dig at the Duke of Bedford:--
[Sidenote: _Punch's Suggested Improvements_]
A GOOD THING TO DO.
If the Church and Stage Guild, and the Association for Administering
Weak Tea to Reluctant Ballet Girls, are inclined for practical work,
we can tell them how to make themselves exceedingly useful to the
humbler members of the dramatic profession. Pantomime rehearsals are
beginning, and hundreds of girls, many of them living far off in the
suburbs, and most of them receiving only a few shillings a week, are
brought into the neighbourhood of Covent Garden early, kept at work
all day, with no time to return home before they are required for
their night duty at the theatres. There are hundreds of taverns,
public-houses, coffee-shops, restaurants, and pastry-cooks, in and
about the Strand, but, as far as we are aware, and we are pretty well
up in the supply resources of this neighbourhood, there is _not one
place where these girls can go to get a cheap and decent meal_. They
can go to hundreds of places, if they like to spend half their week's
earnings in less than an hour, but they cannot even do this without
being stared at like wild beasts, or annoyed by the insolent patronage
of the cad and the prowler. Commercial philanthropy has given the
market-men and women of Covent Garden a "kiosk" in Bow Street, and
what is done for the Mudford gang might surely be done for Theatrical
London. The old Bow Street Police Station is empty and wanting a
tenant, as "To Let" bills are stuck upon its broken windows. It has
space and position, and the least the Duke of Mudford--the proprietor
of Covent Garden and Drury Lane Theatres--can do, is to offer it at a
very moderate rental for this useful purpose. A chance for Mudford and
popularity.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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