Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
A series of articles on "How to Improve London" began in the same
year, and though some of the suggestions were fantastic or counsels
of perfection, many have since been translated into reality. The list
of metropolitan improvements suggested in 1886 betrays perhaps an
excessive solicitude for equestrians in the Parks and a corresponding
desire to control 'buses and carts in their interests. The scheme
for doing away with all private residences within Regent's Park is
magnificently comprehensive. _Punch_ wished to construct
a public Summer and Winter Garden on a French and German model, with
Restaurants open for luncheons, dinners, and suppers, a theatre, a
circus, lawn tennis grounds, tennis court, boating by day, and by
night fireworks on the ornamental water. Such an establishment is a
real want, and Regent's Park, being at once well within reach, and
yet so far removed as to offer no obstruction to traffic, is the very
place for the purpose.
There is a patriarchalism which is almost Teutonic in his suggestion
for preserving the amenities of the Parks and public places:--
_Parks and Streets._ All Processions, not being State Pageants, should
be prohibited. All bodies of persons marching about with and playing,
or attempting to play, musical instruments, should be prohibited. Fine
and imprisonment should be the punishment for breaking these laws.
_Quiet Streets._ All organ-grinders and so-called street-musicians
should not be permitted to come within a radius of ten miles of
Charing Cross on pain of imprisonment, fine, and, for a third offence,
penal servitude for not less than seven years.
_Meetings._ Public spaces, at least four miles out of London, to be
set apart for open-air meetings, if required, and only such spaces to
be used for such purposes.
_Parks._ The London Parks shall be only used by the Public for the
purposes of recreation and enjoyment, and not for political meetings,
haranguing, preachings, and suchlike nuisances, which render Sunday a
day of turbulence and unrest, and prevent quiet, peaceable people, who
are at work all the week, from enjoying the fresh air on their only
holiday.
The reference to musical instruments in processions is clearly aimed at
the Salvation Army, of which in its earlier phase _Punch_, as we have
learned, was the resolute enemy.
[Illustration: WINDOW STUDIES
June. The festive hour, 7.45 p.m., Piccadilly.]
[Sidenote: _Public Vehicles_]
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