Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 3 (of 4).—1874-1892
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
CRITICAL AND GENERAL.
1. What is your opinion of the intelligence of Giants as a race? Of
what substance were they in the habit of making their bread? Would you
draw any and what distinction between (a) Giants and Giantesses, (b)
Ogres and Ogresses, (c) a Mamma Ogress and her daughters?
2. What is a Roc? What do Rocs feed on? If you were on the edge of
steep cliffs surrounding an inaccessible valley, strewn with diamonds
and visited by Rocs--how would you proceed in order to obtain some of
those diamonds? Give the reply of the Slave of the Lamp to Aladdin's
request that a Roc's egg should be hung up in his dome.
3. Mention instances when (a) a Wolf, (b) a Bear, (c) a Cat, (d) a
Harp, are recorded to have spoken, and give the substance of their
remarks, when possible, in each case.
4. Write down the name of any hero you can remember who suffered
inconvenience from (a) the imprudence, (b) the disobedience, of his
wife.
5. How would you act if you were invited to go to a party on the
opposite side of the way, and had nothing to go in but a pair of
Seven-Leagued Boots? Compare the drawbacks and advantages of going to
a State Ball in glass slippers.
6. State which family you would rather belong to: One in which
there was (i.) a Wicked Uncle, (ii.) an Envious Sister, (iii.) a
Jealous Brother, or (iv.) a Cruel Stepmother? Give your reasons, and
illustrate them by examples. How many Wicked Uncles do you remember to
have read of? Are Wicked Uncles ever sorry, and, if so, when?
7. Give any instances that occur to you where it is stated that the
chief personages of the story "all lived happily ever afterwards." Are
there any exceptions to this rule?
PANTOMIME PAPER.
(Optional, and for those Students only who may decide to "take up"
this branch of the subject.)
1. Did the manners, language, and general deportment of the various
Kings and Queens you have seen in Pantomimes correspond at all with
what you had expected them to be from the books?
2. Mention any fairy tale in which (1) long ballets, (2) allusions
to subjects in last year's papers, (3) jokes about "drinks" and
"pawn-tickets," (4) comic duets which you didn't quite understand, and
(5) men dressed up in women's clothes, occur. Mention (if you can) any
Pantomime in which they do not.
3. Were you surprised to hear at Drury Lane that the King who
befriended the Marquis of Carabas was originally a Potman? Do you
remember this in the original text?
4. Why do you suppose that the Wicked Brothers in this year's
Pantomime were frightened by green snakes, pink lizards, and enormous
frogs? Did their own explanation that they had "the jumps" convey much
to your mind? Did this scene make you laugh?
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