Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
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Mr. Punch's History of Modern England, Vol. 4 (of 4).—1892-1914
Graves, Charles L. (Charles Larcom)
Great Britain -- History -- Victoria, 1837-1901 -- Humor
American visitors flooded London for the Coronation of 1902, and
_Punch_ makes good play with a statement in a weekly review that "the
old-world simplicity of rural life is unique and has an unfailing charm
for our Transatlantic visitors." This was and is true of the best of
them, but _Punch_ turned the announcement to legitimate ridicule in
"Arcady, Ltd.," with its "faked" rusticity, carefully rehearsed and
organized to cater for the taste of wealthy explorers. The cry of "Back
to the Land" is illustrated in the futile efforts of fashionables
pretending to assist in the harvest field: it is ironically commended
in 1906 to exhausted _débutantes_ as the best form of cure for the
fatigues of the London season. The "Simple Life," as practised by
well-to-do dyspeptics and the unindustrious rich, was in his view a
complete fraud, for they were really preoccupied with the material side
of existence. Hence the adoption of weird unknown foods and clothing.
In 1910 "Blanche" gives us to understand that the craze for abstinence
had even invaded the "Smart Set":--
A good many people are going in for the No-food cult, the Dick
Flummerys among others. Indeed, dinners and suppers seem to be by
way of becoming extinct functions. Dick says that till you've been
without food for a week you don't know what you're really capable
of. I don't think that would be a very reassuring thing to hear from
anyone looking as wild and haggard as Dick does now, if one happened
to be _tête-à-tête_ with, him and some knives! Dotty tells me that,
with their tiny house and small means, they find entertaining much
easier now they belong to the No-food set. Their little rooms will
hold _twice_ as many no-fooders as ordinary people, she says, and then
there's no expense of feeding 'em. No, indeed. At the Flummerys', when
your partner asks, "What shall I get you?" he merely adds, "_Hot_ or
_cold_ water?"
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