Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
Ever since your sister, Beata, went mad and jumped into the mill-race,
we have been as happy as two little birds together. [_After a pause,
sitting down in arm-chair._] So you don't really mind my living here all
alone with Rosmer? We were afraid you might, perhaps.
KROLL.
Why, how on earth--on the contrary, I shouldn't object at all if
you--[_looks at her meaningly_]--h'm!
REBECCA.
[_Interrupting, gravely._] For shame, Rector; how can you make such
jokes?
KROLL.
[_As if surprised._] Jokes! We do not joke in these parts--but here is
Rosmer.
[_Enter_ ROSMER, _gently and softly._
ROSMER.
So, my dear old friend, you have come again, after a year's absence.
[_Sits down._] We almost thought that----
KROLL.
[_Nods._] So Miss West was saying--but you are quite mistaken. I merely
thought I might remind you, if I came, of our poor Beata's suicide, so I
kept away. We Norwegians are not without our simple tact.
ROSMER.
It was considerate--but unnecessary. Reb--I _mean_, Miss West--and I
often allude to the incident, do we not?
REBECCA.
[_Strikes Tändstickor._] Oh yes, indeed. [_Lighting lamp._] Whenever we
feel a little more cheerful than usual.
KROLL.
You dear good people! [_Wanders up the room._] I came because the Spirit
of Revolt has crept into my School. A Secret Society has existed for
weeks in the Lower Third! To-day it has come to my knowledge that a
booby trap was prepared for me by the hand of my own son, Laurits, and
I then discovered that a hair had been inserted in my cane by my
daughter Hilda! The only way in which a right-minded Schoolmaster can
combat this anarchic and subversive spirit is to start a newspaper, and
I thought that you, as a weak, credulous, inexperienced and
impressionable kind of man, were the very person to be the Editor.
[REBECCA _laughs softly, as if to herself._
ROSMER _jumps up and sits down again._
REBECCA.
[_With a look at Rosmer._] Tell him now!
ROSMER.
[_Returning the look._] I can't--Some other evening. Well, perhaps----
[_To_ KROLL.] I can't be your Editor--because [_in a low voice_] I--I am
on the side of Laurits and Hilda!
KROLL.
[_Looks from one to the other, gloomily._] H'm!
ROSMER.
Yes. Since we last met, I have changed my views. I am going to create a
new democracy, and awaken it to its true task of making all the people
of this country noblemen, by freeing their wills, and purifying their
minds!
KROLL.
What _do_ you mean!
[_Takes up his hat._
ROSMER.
[_Bowing his head._] I don't quite know, my dear friend; it was Reb----
I should say Miss West's scheme.
KROLL.
H'm! [_A suspicion appears in his face._] Now I begin to believe that
what Beata said about schemes----no matter. But under the
circumstances, I will _not_ stay to supper.
[_Takes up his stick, and walks out._
ROSMER.
I _told_ you he would be annoyed. I shall go to bed now. I don't want
any supper.
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