Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_Another_ early call, you see! My party was such a singularly animated
_soirée_ that I haven't undressed all night. Oh, it was the liveliest
affair conceivable! And, like a true Norwegian host, I tracked Lövborg
home; and it is only my duty, as a friend of the house, and cock of the
walk, to take the first opportunity of telling you that he finished up
the evening by coming to mere loggerheads with a red-haired
opera-singer, and being taken off to the police-station! You mustn't
have him here any more. Remember our little triple alliance!
HEDDA.
[_Her smile fading away._] You are certainly a dangerous person--but you
must not get a hold over _me_!
BRACK.
[_Ambiguously._] What an idea! But I might--I am an insinuating dog.
Good morning!
[_Goes out._
LÖVBORG.
[_Bursting in, confused and excited._] I suppose you've heard where
_I've_ been?
HEDDA.
[_Evasively._] I heard you had a very jolly party at Judge Brack's.
[MRS. ELVSTED _comes in._
LÖVBORG.
It's all over. I don't mean to do any more work. I've no use for a
companion now, Thea. Go home to your sheriff!
MRS. ELVSTED.
[_Agitated._] Never! I want to be with you when your book comes out!
LÖVBORG.
It won't _come_ out--I've torn it up! [MRS. ELVSTED _rushes out,
wringing her hands._] Mrs. Tesman, I told her a lie--but no matter. I
haven't torn my book up--I've done worse! I've taken it about to
several parties, and it's been through a police-row with me--now I've
lost it. Even if I found it again, it wouldn't be the same--not to me! I
am a Norwegian literary man, and peculiar. So I must make an end of it
altogether!
[Illustration: "I am a Norwegian literary man, and peculiar."]
HEDDA.
Quite so--but look here, you must do it beautifully. I don't insist on
your putting vine-leaves in your hair--but do it beautifully. [_Fetches
pistol._] See, here is one of General Gabler's pistols--do it with
_that_!
LÖVBORG.
Thanks!
[_He takes the pistol, and goes out through the hall-door; as soon
as he has gone_, HEDDA _brings out the manuscript, and puts it on
the fire, whispering to herself, as Curtain falls._
* * * * *
ACT THREE
SCENE.--_The same room, but_--_it being evening_--_darker than ever.
The crape curtains are drawn. A servant, with black ribbons in her
cap, and red eyes, comes in and lights the gas quietly and
carefully. Chords are heard on the piano in the back drawing-room.
Presently_ HEDDA _comes in and looks out into the darkness. A short
pause. Enter_ GEORGE TESMAN.
GEORGE.
I am _so_ uneasy about poor Lövborg. Fancy! he is not at home. Mrs.
Elvsted told me he has been here early this morning, so I suppose you
gave him back his manuscript, eh?
HEDDA.
[_Cold and immovable, supported by arm-chair._] No, I put it on the fire
instead.
GEORGE.
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