Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_At_ WERLE'S _house. In front a richly-upholstered study._ (R.) _A
green baize door leading to_ WERLE'S _office. At back, open
folding doors, revealing an elegant dining-room, in which a
brilliant Norwegian dinner-party is going on. Hired Waiters in
profusion. A glass is tapped with a knife. Shouts of "Bravo!" Old
Mr._ WERLE _is heard making a long speech, proposing--according to
the custom of Norwegian society on such occasions--the health of
his House-keeper, Mrs._ SÖRBY. _Presently several short-sighted,
flabby, and thin-haired_ CHAMBERLAINS _enter from the dining-room
with_ HIALMAR EKDAL, _who writhes shyly under their remarks._
A CHAMBERLAIN.
As we are the sole surviving specimens of Norwegian nobility, suppose we
sustain our reputation as aristocratic sparklers by enlarging upon the
enormous amount we have eaten, and chaffing Hialmar Ekdal, the friend of
our host's son, for being a professional photographer?
THE OTHER CHAMBERLAINS.
Bravo! We will.
[_They do; delight of_ HIALMAR. OLD WERLE _comes in, leaning on his
Housekeeper's arm, followed by his son,_ GREGERS WERLE.
OLD WERLE.
[_Dejectedly._] Thirteen at table! [_To_ GREGERS, _with a meaning glance
at_ HIALMAR.] This is the result of inviting an old college friend who
has turned photographer! Wasting vintage wines on _him_, indeed. [_He
passes on gloomily._
HIALMAR.
[_To_ GREGERS.] I am almost sorry I came. Your old man is _not_
friendly. Yet he set me up as a photographer fifteen years ago. _Now_ he
takes me down! But for him, I should never have married Gina, who, you
may remember, was a servant in your family once.
GREGERS.
What? my old college friend married fifteen years ago--and to our Gina,
of all people! If I had not been up at the works all these years, I
suppose I should have heard something of such an event. But my father
never mentioned it. Odd!
[_He ponders_; OLD EKDAL _comes out through the green baize-door,
bowing, and begging pardon, carrying copying work_. OLD WERLE
_says "Ugh" and "Pah" involuntarily._ HIALMAR _shrinks back, and
looks another way. A_ CHAMBERLAIN _asks him pleasantly if he knows
that old man._
HIALMAR.
I--oh no. Not in the least. No relation!
GREGERS.
[_Shocked._] What, Hialmar, you, with your great soul, deny your own
father!
HIALMAR.
[_Vehemently._] Of course--what else _can_ a photographer do with a
disreputable old parent, who has been in a penitentiary for making a
fraudulent map? I shall leave this splendid banquet. The Chamberlains
are not kind to me, and I feel the crushing hand of fate on my head!
[_Goes out hastily, feeling it._
MRS. SÖRBY.
[_Archly._] Any nobleman here say "Cold Punch"?
[_Every nobleman says "Cold Punch" and follows her out in search of
it with enthusiasm._ GREGERS _approaches his father, who wishes he
would go_.
GREGERS.
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