Art -- Fiction; Robots -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"But inspiration is a human prerogative! If a robot can be inspired,
what is left for people now?"
"'Tisn't for me to say, miss," Orville said modestly, "only I don't
see why we both couldn't be inspired. Peaceful coexistence, like. If
robots are designed to serve man, they could do a better job of it if
both--man and machine--work side by side harmoniously."
"_Work!_" exclaimed the male reporters unharmoniously.
Mr. Replogle closed his eyes. He had never expected to hear such a
mechanical word in the chaste purlieux of his gallery--his and Mr.
Ditmars' gallery, that was, but it didn't matter, soon it wouldn't be
anybody's gallery. Reality was following the inexorable course of the
dream and they were doomed.
"No offense intended," Orville said hastily. "I meant work like maybe
painting or knitting. I didn't mean machine work."
"And why not machine work?" McGeachin demanded. "Why shouldn't man work
with his hands instead of just crafting?"
A little man, Replogle thought, would be lynched for saying a more
than mechanical thing like that--mechanical, why it was down-right
subversive!--but McGeachin was secure because of the position that he
maintained only as a result of the sweat and toil of others. Only, of
course, robots don't sweat. The light film that had begun to cover
Orville was doubtless only excess oil. _Disgusting, nevertheless._
"Listen," McGeachin said, pointing his long, green cigar at the
reporters. "Important announcement. I have decided to replace all my
feedback equipment, except where the most delicate operations are
involved, by people."
The typopads clicked furiously.
"You ask me why?" although no one had; they were much too stunned.
"Because robots, though trustworthy, hard-working, clean, and loyal to
a fault, have one drawback--they're expensive. A worker dies or gets
sick, it's no extra money out of my pocket--I got to pay taxes for his
welfare anyway. A robot breaks down, his loss is all mine. A human
worker I got to take care of maybe six, seven hours a day, a robot
twenty-four hours--and it isn't as if they worked all that time; they
got to have rest periods too, or they wear out too fast. A human worker
isn't my responsibility--a robot I got to look out for all the time."
"But I thought you liked machines better than people," Mr. Replogle
said.
"So, is management expected to like labor? Is labor supposed to like
management? Traditional enemies. I just figured out why I've been so
unhappy most of my life--I _like_ my employees. It's unnatural. It's--"
"Wrong, Mr. McGeachin?" quavered _Woman's Own_. "What do you mean?"
"I'm going to put people in my factories and have robots at my dinner
table.... They don't eat--" McGeachin chuckled fruitily "--so you can
see what an economy move that would be."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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