Love stories; New England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Ginger was sold there in dust-heaps like a Vesuvius, not gingerbread
in the amorphous penny idol; aromatic cinnamon by the ceroons of a
plundered forest, not by the chewing-stick for dull Sabbath afternoons;
tea by the barricade of chests, product of a province, not by the tin
shoeful, as the old-time Waddys had sold it for a century before the
Tea Party. And Ira Waddy owned these buildings, which he had never seen.
It is not necessary that I should speculate to discover where the
traits that distinguished Ira Waddy from his ancestors had their
origin. Of this I have accurate information. My wonder is at the delay
in a development of character certain to arrive. But late springs bring
scorching summers. Fires battened long below hatches gather strength
for one swift leap to the main-truck.
Whitegift Waddy, cook of the _Mayflower_, was meek. How he came to be
a Puritan, on the _Mayflower_, in its caboose and a cook,--out of his
element in religion, in space, in place, and in profession,--I cannot
say; these are questions that the Massachusetts Historical Society
will probably investigate, now that the Waddys are rich and can hire
cooks to give society dinners. At all events, there he was, and there
he daily made a porridge for Miles Standish, and there he peppered the
same. Now as to pepper in cream tarts there is question; in porridge
none: I do not, therefore, blame Miles, peppery himself and loving
pepper, for wrath when, one day, a bowl of pepperless insipidity was
placed before him. He sent for the cook and thus addressed him:
“Milksop! Thou hast the pepper forgot. I will teach thy caitiff life a
lesson. Ho, trencherman! Bring pepper!”
It was brought. He poured it all into the porridge, and, standing by,
compelled Waddy to swallow spoonful after spoonful. At the screams of
the victim, the Pilgrim Grandfathers, Governor Carver, Father Winslow,
and Elder Brewster, rushed from on deck into the cabin and besought the
infuriated hero to desist as he valued the life of Mrs. Susanna White,
who was soon to add a little Pilgrim to their colony.
“Enough!” said Standish. “The pepper hath entered into his soul.”
It had, indeed! Nothing was cooked on the _Mayflower_ for six days.
On the seventh, Whitegift Waddy re-entered the caboose. He had always
been a meek, he was now a crushed man. Yet there seemed to have grown
within him, as we sometimes see in those the world has wronged, a quiet
confidence in a redressing future.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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