Love stories; New England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Peter could not interfere in Master Tim’s subscriptions. Tim was of
age, his father’s partner. What if he chose to subscribe? Peter used to
drop in at the subscription rooms and watch the young rake’s progress.
The principal subscriptions were in private--it was then that De
Châteaunéant made his heaviest collections. He was a most accomplished
and successful collector. It may have been that he occasionally allowed
Tim to get somewhat in arrears; it was well enough to have Miss
Arabella’s brother under obligations.
Peter Skerrett inquired of Rev. Logge whether all his tract societies
were supplied with agents.
“I could recommend you,” says Peter, “a most surprising beggar who gets
money out of everyone, as Agent for the Society for Making Tracks.”
In fact, to both Peter and Mr. Waddy, the colour of the nobleman’s
legs became daily more offensive. They were usually clad in violet
cassimere, with a flowered stripe, as is the manner of noblemen of his
particular rank. But to the two gentlemen they seemed dyed of darkest
Stygian hues.
Peter Skerrett, to distract himself from these anxieties, though he
denied that he felt any or was concerned for the Budlongs, otherwise
than as an amateur of scandals, took Sir Comeguys under his protection.
Like a European courier, he would allow no one to cheat that ingenuous
youth but himself. Thus there is a Skerretty congruity in the wild
legends of American life which luridly light the pages of “Tracks in
the Trail of the Bear and the Buffalo.” Gyas Cutus and Cloanthus, when
they were off duty with Miss Julia Wilkes, were constantly on the watch
for Sir Com. They liked to be seen with the baronet, and were ardent to
“sell” him, as they called it. But these mercantile transactions, more
satisfactory to the seller than to the sold, Peter Skerrett interfered
with.
“You’d better take care, Guy, you and old Clo,” he said, to the pair of
pleasant knaves. “This son of perfidious Albion may be green, but he is
plucky and you may get your heads punched. That wouldn’t do, because
they are soft and the indentures caused by such punching would remain
and make it hard to fit you with hats. Abstain and be wise!”
“Do let us have a shy at him, Peter,” pleaded Gyas. “His ancestors and
mine fought at Bunker Hill--I wish to revenge the death of General
Warren.”
“Your ancestors?” replied Peter. “Who told you that you ever had any?
They may have been tadpoles or worse at that heroic period. Certainly,
your grandfather, the first human Gyas Cutus I ever heard of, was only
a grade above the tadpole when he kept the Frog Huddle Pond House,
near what was then the village of Newark in Jersey. We allow you to
associate with us because you’re not such a very bad fellow when you’re
properly bullied; but don’t try to come the ancestor dodge--except in
that neat and evidently inherited way you have of mixing drinks.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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