"Come in, my dear," she said hospitably. "They’re none of ’em down yet,
but I can hear the young gentlemen hollerin’ and rampagin’, so they
won’t be long——" "Parents want to get her out of the way for a bit, I
expect," she thought to herself, "her mamma must get pretty tired of it
without no nurse."
Herrick followed Mrs. Dew into the dining-room, where breakfast was
laid. "One minute, my dear," said that good woman, "I must just pop
back to my bacon and eggs, then I’ll come and see to you."
But Herrick had not come to see Mrs. Dew. No sooner was she left alone
than she sought the steep, narrow staircase and began to climb upstairs,
whispering as she went, "You’d better take my hand, Umpy dear."
Two doors on the landing were open. The bathroom faced her, empty, and
very wet. She walked straight through the second open door on the other
side of the landing and came upon Montagu brushing his hair at the glass
while Edmund, still in his shirt-sleeves, was practising a handspring on
the end of his bed.
Montagu saw her reflected in the mirror and in speechless astonishment
watched her as she paused well inside the doorway, announcing genially,
"We’ve all three come."
Edmund’s feet dropped to the floor with a flump.
"Mercy goodness!" Montagu ejaculated, and dashed for the door that led
into Mr. Wycherly’s room. On this he thumped loudly; without waiting
for permission to enter, he opened it just wide enough to thrust in his
head, and repeated, "They’ve all three come," in a penetrating whisper.
Mr. Wycherly, who was shaving, dropped his razor and turned a soapy and
astonished countenance towards Montagu, exclaiming, "What! al——!" when
he hastily changed his remark to: "They’ve come to breakfast with us,
have they? How exceedingly kind and friendly; run down at once and ask
Mrs. Dew to lay three more places."
Herrick staring at Edmund, heard this and said slowly: "They don’t
generally lay for them."
"What?" cried Edmund, immensely interested. "Don’t you have plates and
knives and things?"
"_I_ do," said Herrick; "at least not knives ’cept a silver one, but
they never do. They _will_ be pleased."
"But do you mean to tell me," Edmund exclaimed, appalled at the
eccentricity of the Wycherly _ménage_ as revealed by their daughter,
"that they eat things right off the cloth? Whatever do they do when
there’s gravy?"
"They never has gravy, poor dears," said Herrick sadly.
Edmund sighed. As old Elsa would have said, it was "ayont him"; and
they both looked so nice too. It was impossible to imagine Mr. and Mrs.
Wycherly gnawing cutlets without so much as a plate between them. He
got into his waistcoat and jacket in thoughtful silence. Montagu, who
had not paid any attention to these astonishing revelations, being
filled with hospitable concern as to whether there would be sufficient
bacon and eggs for three extra persons, gave his hair one final thump
with the brush and prepared to go downstairs.
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