Now of course Mrs. Budlong did not get all those presents without
giving presents. Not in Carthage! It might have been possible to
bamboozle these people one Christmas, but never another. Mrs.
Budlong gave heaps of presents. Christmas was an industry with her,
an ambition; Christmas was her career. It had long ago lost its
religious significance for her, as for nearly everybody else in
Carthage. Even Mr. Frankenstein (the Pantatorium magnate) is one of
the most ardent advertisers of Christmas bargains, while Isidore
Strouther and Esau Streckfuss are "almost persuaded" every December.
They might be entirely persuaded if it were not for the scenes they
witness in their aisles during the last weeks of Yuletide and the
aftermath of trying to collect from the Gentile husbands during
Billtide.
Mrs. Budlong's Christmas presents were of two sorts: those she made
herself and those she made her husband pay for. He was the typical
husband who never fails to settle his wife's bills, so long as he may
raise a row about them till his wife cries and looks like an
expensive luxury which only a really successful man could afford.
Then he subsides until the first of the next month.
II
CHRONICLES OF A CRAFTSMAN
Mrs. Budlong's campaign was undertaken with the same farsightedness
as a magazine editor's. On or about the Fourth of July she began to
worry and plan. By the second week in August she had her tatting
well under way. By the middle of September she was getting in her
embroidered doilies. The earliest frost rarely surprised her with
her quilts untufted. And when the first snow flew, her sachet bags
were all stuffed and smelly.
She was very feminine in her sense of the value of her own time. At
missionary meetings she would shed tears over the pathetic pictures
of Oriental women who spent a year weaving a rug which would sell for
a paltry hundred dollars and last a mere century or two. Then she
would cheerfully devote fifteen days of incessant stitching at
something she carried round in a sort of drumhead. At the end of
that time she would have completed a more or less intolerable piece
of colored fabric which she called a "drape" or a "throw." It could
not be duplicated at a shop for less than $1.75, and it would wash
perhaps three times.
Mr. Budlong once figured that if sweat-shop proprietors paid wages at
the scale Mrs. Budlong established for herself, all the seamstresses
and seamsters would curl up round their machines and die of
starvation the first week. But he never told Mrs. Budlong this.
Fancy stitching did not earn much, but it did not cost much; and it
kept her mysteriously contented. She was stitching herself to her
own home all the time.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account