Mrs. Dot: A FarceMaugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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Mrs. Dot: A Farce
Maugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
English drama -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama; Widows -- Drama
SCENE: GERALD’S _rooms in Grafton Street. A man’s room, pleasantly
furnished, with very comfortable arm-chairs, and prints on the
walls. Books are lying about, and smoking utensils._
CHARLES, GERALD HALSTANE’S _servant, opens the door_. MR. WRIGHT
_comes in, a dapper young man, smartly dressed_.
CHARLES.
There, you can see for yourself that Mr. Halstane is not at home.
MR. WRIGHT.
Very well, I’ll wait for him.
CHARLES.
You’ll have to wait till midnight, because I don’t expect him in.
MR. WRIGHT.
Last time I came you said he’d be back in half an hour, and when I
returned you said he’d just gone out. You don’t catch me napping a
second time.
CHARLES.
The governor don’t take impertinence lying down, Mr. Wright, and he’ll
look upon it as a great liberty your dunning him in this way.
MR. WRIGHT.
I don’t know about taking impertinence, but he’ll have to take a summons
if my account is not settled at once.
[_There is a ring at the bell._
CHARLES.
[_Ironically._] Make yourself quite at home, won’t you?
MR. WRIGHT.
Thank you. I will.
[CHARLES _goes out and leaves the door open so that the
conversation with_ RIXON, _the solicitor, is heard_.
RIXON.
[_Outside._] Is Mr. Halstane in?
CHARLES.
No, sir. He’s gone to his club.
RIXON.
Well, I’ll ring him up. I must see him on a matter of the very greatest
importance. You’re on the telephone, aren’t you?
CHARLES.
Yes, sir. But there’s a person waiting to see him.
RIXON.
[_Coming in._] Oh, never mind.
[RIXON _is a short, rubicund man, with white whiskers and a hearty
manner_.
MR. WRIGHT.
[_Going towards him._] Mr. Rixon. [RIXON _looks at him without
recognising him_.] Don’t you remember me, sir? I’m the junior partner in
Andrews and Wright.
RIXON.
Of course I do. I saw your father on business the other day. [_To_
CHARLES.] Where’s the telephone book?
CHARLES.
I’ll just go and fetch it, sir. Mr. Halstane lent it to the gentleman
upstairs.
RIXON.
Be as quick as you can.
[CHARLES _goes out_.
RIXON.
[_To_ MR. WRIGHT.] What are you doing here?
MR. WRIGHT.
Well, the fact is, we’ve got a very large account with Halstane, and I’m
told he’s in queer street. I want to get the money before the crash
comes.
RIXON.
Queer street? The man’s just come into seven thousand a year.
MR. WRIGHT.
What!
RIXON.
That’s why I’m running all over the place to find him. You know he’s a
relation of the Hollingtons. I was at her ladyship’s not half an hour
ago--the Dowager, you know--my firm has acted for the whole family for
the last hundred years. Well, I’d hardly arrived before a message came
from the War Office to say that her grandson, the present lord, had been
killed in India. So as soon as I could, I bolted round here. Mr.
Halstane is the next heir, and he comes into seven thousand a year and
the title.
MR. WRIGHT.
My gracious, that’s a piece of luck.
RIXON.
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