One of his most ardent admirers was a gambler, horse-trader, and watch-
dealer, who sold him a horse, and afterwards came and offered him thirty
dollars, saying that the horse was worth that much less than Roscoe had
paid for it, and protesting that he never could resist the opportunity of
getting the best of a game. He said he did not doubt but that he would
do the same with one of the archangels. He afterwards sold Roscoe a
watch at cost, but confessed to me that the works of the watch had been
smuggled. He said he was so fond of the parson that he felt he had to
give him a chance of good things. It was not uncommon for him to
discourse of Roscoe's quality in the bar-rooms of Sunburst and Viking,
in which he was ably seconded by Phil Boldrick, an eccentric, warm-
hearted fellow, who was so occupied in the affairs of the villages
generally, and so much an advisory board to the authorities, that he
had little time left to progress industrially himself.
Once when a noted bully came to Viking, and, out of sheer bravado and
meanness, insulted Roscoe in the streets, two or three river-drivers came
forward to avenge the insult. It was quite needless, for the clergyman
had promptly taken the case in his own hands. Waving them back, he said
to the bully: "I have no weapon, and if I had, I could not take your
life, nor try to take it; and you know that very well. But I propose to
meet your insolence--the first shown me in this town."
Here murmurs of approbation went round.
"You will, of course, take the revolver from your pocket, and throw it on
the ground."
A couple of other revolvers were looking the bully in the face, and he
sullenly did as he was asked.
"You have a knife: throw that down."
This also was done under the most earnest emphasis of the revolvers.
Roscoe calmly took off his coat. "I have met such scoundrels as you on
the quarter-deck," he said, "and I know what stuff is in you. They call
you beachcombers in the South Seas. You never fight fair. You bully
women, knife natives, and never meet any one in fair fight. You have
mistaken your man this time."
He walked close up to the bully, his face like steel, his thumbs caught
lightly in his waistcoat pockets; but it was noticeable that his hands
were shut.
"Now," he said, "we are even as to opportunity. Repeat, if you please,
what you said a moment ago."
The bully's eye quailed, and he answered nothing. "Then, as I said, you
are a coward and a cur, who insults peaceable men and weak women. If I
know Viking right, it has no room for you." Then he picked up his coat,
and put it on.
"Now," he added, "I think you had better go; but I leave that to the
citizens of Viking."
What they thought is easily explained. Phil Boldrick, speaking for all,
said: "Yes, you had better go--quick; but on the hop like a cur, mind
you: on your hands and knees, jumping all the way."
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