Mrs. Radigan: Her Biography, with that of Miss Pearl Veal, and the Memoirs of J. Madison MudisonLloyd, Nelson
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Mrs. Radigan: Her Biography, with that of Miss Pearl Veal, and the Memoirs of J. Madison Mudison
Lloyd, Nelson
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Satire; Social classes -- Fiction; Women -- Conduct of life -- Fiction
The fellows from my old boarding-house went by eight distinct times,
close under me, on each occasion taking off their hats and bowing. The
crowd must have soon thought that they knew everybody in the place
worth knowing. I had not seen them since I moved into a bachelor
apartment, into rooms with red paper, a telephone, and private
refrigerator, so I had to lean over the front of the box once anyway
to shake hands with them, which pleased them greatly. I should have
presented them to Mrs. Radigan, but she had turned around to talk
to the club fellows. I could not blame her for being so distant,
for my friends were wonderfully dressed. There was young Hawkins,
for instance, in a very shiny top hat, a dinner-coat, and a white
ready-made-up tie, and Green, who has the fourth floor rear hall-room,
in a derby and a tail coat and a turn-down collar so large that he
could have drawn in his head like a turtle. Robinson had a top hat and
white gloves, but he kept his overcoat buttoned, so I could not see
what was underneath. And all the time that these idiots were staring
up at me, basking in the reflected social sunlight, a half-dozen women
were looking up our box in the programme to find out who we were, and a
newspaper artist was drawing me. Then Green got his courage up, seized
opportunity by the bit, and began to talk volubly about the horses.
Apparently he intended to stay there all evening, and there was nothing
for me to do but to exclaim suddenly, "Rather smart-looking cob that!"
So when he turned around to look at the animal, I turned, too, and lost
myself in conversation with Miss Veal.
It would seem that I had done enough for those three climbers, but
they were not satisfied. All the evening they kept circulating around
that tan-bark ring--on the outside--and whenever they passed us they
all bowed most elaborately. Still, I suppose that is a starter on the
upward way. Some year soon they may land in a fourth-hand box on a
Saturday evening, but then I feel sure the newspapers will refer to
me as that familiar figure So-and-so, "who, though he has no horses
entered this year, is to be seen regularly with the Williegilts." They
did have my picture in last year, only they got my name wrong. They
showed me in a very flat-rimmed topper, with a half acre of white
shirt-front, and I was sucking a cane. Why I should carry a cane in
the evening I could not make out, but as I looked very Gibsonesque,
I forgave them. It was a bit aggravating, though, to be presented
as Bobbie Q. He must have been as much surprised as I, and possibly
flattered.
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