My revenge and my chance came later in the evening, when we sat down to bridge, and Fairfield by a strange fate cut Mrs. Underbunk for a partner, against myself and Sally Bilberry, who depends on cards for her clothes. Mrs. Underbunk announced that she never played for money, which I admire immensely in her, for I don't think that women who are living on alimony should gamble. Julius Hogginson Fairfield gallantly said that he would carry her, and asked how she discarded. She did not know. I saw him flush, and his hand trembled as he led. But to me his partner was tremendously pretty and ingenuous in her game. It was delightful the way she protested after she had revoked and Miss Bilberry sternly claimed three tricks. Her apologies were charming after we had doubled Fairfield's no-trump make and she had doubled back, allowing us to run up a score of 288 points. At the end of two rubbers the author looked very warm. His collar and shirt-front had wilted completely. Having shared with Sally Bilberry a considerable part of the royalties from "The Smash," I was lucky enough to cut out with Mrs. Underbunk to let in Mrs. Duff and Pumley. When, an hour later, they called to us in our secluded corner of the library that it was our turn to take a hand, the dear woman replied that she had a headache and really did not care to play, and I, for my part, vowed that bridge bored me to death. So we talked on. I must say that I was at my best. She was tremendously interested in everything, and seemed to enjoy having me explain how we bought stock on margins, and hearing about the time I was arrested for over-speeding my car, and of the coup I made at the Brooklyn Handicap last year. We got on tremendously. At first we thought it strange that we had not met before, as her former husband and I belong to the same clubs, but then she has been living abroad and has but lately returned. Curiously enough, we found that we had the same tastes in everything. She is devoted to riding and motoring and yachting. She is fond of the theatre, and abhors German opera. She loves literature, and was delighted when I promised to send her a batch of new detective-stories I recently picked up at my bookseller's. Then she is very strict in her religious views, a quality which I greatly admire in her sex, and I must confess that, as I peeped out of the window in the morning and saw her alone climbing into the trap and driving off to church at White Plains, I roundly cursed myself for sleeping so late and promising to ride with Mrs. Tommy Tattler before luncheon.