Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other Stories — John Shaqi
Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other StoriesHarte, Bret
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Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other Stories
Harte, Bret
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
“Not much,” said Bill, with deliberate gravity. “The President o' the
United States hezn't bin hisself sens you refoosed that seat in the
Cabinet. The ginral feelin' in perlitical circles is one o' regret.”
Irony, even of this outrageous quality, was too common in Angel's to
excite either a smile or a frown. Bill slowly entered the bar-room
during a dry, dead silence, in which only a faint spirit of emulation
survived.
“Ye didn't bring up that agint o' Rothschild's this trip?” asked the
barkeeper, slowly, by way of vague contribution to the prevailing tone
of conversation.
“No,” responded Bill, with thoughtful exactitude. “He said he couldn't
look inter that claim o' Johnson's without first consultin' the Bank o'
England.”
The Mr. Johnson here alluded to being present as the faded reveller
the barkeeper had lately put out, and as the alleged claim notoriously
possessed no attractions whatever to capitalists, expectation naturally
looked to him for some response to this evident challenge. He did so
by simply stating that he would “take sugar” in his, and by walking
unsteadily toward the bar, as if accepting a festive invitation. To the
credit of Bill be it recorded that he did not attempt to correct the
mistake, but gravely touched glasses with him, and after saying “Here's
another nail in your coffin,”--a cheerful sentiment, to which “And the
hair all off your head,” was playfully added by the others,--he threw
off his liquor with a single dexterous movement of head and elbow, and
stood refreshed.
“Hello, old major!” said Bill, suddenly setting down his glass. “Are YOU
there?”
It was a boy, who, becoming bashfully conscious that this epithet was
addressed to him, retreated sideways to the doorway, where he stood
beating his hat against the door-post with an assumption of indifference
that his downcast but mirthful dark eyes and reddening cheek scarcely
bore out. Perhaps it was owing to his size, perhaps it was to a certain
cherubic outline of face and figure, perhaps to a peculiar trustfulness
of expression, that he did not look half his age, which was really
fourteen.
Everybody in Angel's knew the boy. Either under the venerable title
bestowed by Bill, or as “Tom Islington,” after his adopted father, his
was a familiar presence in the settlement, and the theme of much local
criticism and comment. His waywardness, indolence, and unaccountable
amiability--a quality at once suspicious and gratuitous in a pioneer
community like Angel's--had often been the subject of fierce discussion.
A large and reputable majority believed him destined for the gallows; a
minority not quite so reputable enjoyed his presence without troubling
themselves much about his future; to one or two the evil predictions of
the majority possessed neither novelty nor terror.
“Anything for me, Bill?” asked the boy, half mechanically, with the air
of repeating some jocular formulary perfectly understood by Bill.
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